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So, I haven't ventured onto this thread in 12 months, 1 week and 6 days. What are the rules again?

No mention of T$ or BS. No other rules.

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You are right, Abysynth does make the heart grow fonder.

I heard that in medical schools they teach:

"Abcess makes the fart go 'Honda'"

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Can I just say I still don't get ( not from want of trying )

Ps He who shall not be named got no votes in the brownlow last night. Am I banned from mentioning that ??

Posted

Can I just say I still don't get ( not from want of trying )

Ps He who shall not be named got no votes in the brownlow last night. Am I banned from mentioning that ??

yep

this is a haven - capisce?

Posted

Can I just say I still don't get ( not from want of trying )

Ps He who shall not be named got no votes in the brownlow last night. Am I banned from mentioning that ??

No bananas polled votes either. It's a bloody disgrace!

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i think technically they're called bananaphopics

Or filth supporters for short :)

Posted

yep

this is a haven - capisce?

. Okay, I'm haven a bad night. It won't happen again. Capisco bene. Sei Italiano??
Posted

No bananas polled votes either. It's a bloody disgrace!

Talking of bananas has anyone heard from Demonfrog lately? I depended on him for the latest update on the banana blight.

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Talking of bananas has anyone heard from Demonfrog lately? I depended on him for the latest update on the banana blight.

he probably got "upgraded" to nbn and consequently dropped off the face of the earth

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No mention of T$ or BS. No other rules.

I think I broke that rule hence my self-imposed sanction. Is 12 months a sufficient suspension or am I a lifer?

Posted

Can I just say I still don't get ( not from want of trying )

Ps He who shall not be named got no votes in the brownlow last night. Am I banned from mentioning that ??

You can say it as long as you don't mention it.

Posted

No bananas polled votes either. It's a bloody disgrace!

However, I believe they served banana cobbler for dessert at the Brownlow.

Posted

I think I broke that rule hence my self-imposed sanction. Is 12 months a sufficient suspension or am I a lifer?

12 months isn't, but when you have done a year suspension, it is automatically lifted.

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Can I just say I still don't get ( not from want of trying )

Ps He who shall not be named got no votes in the brownlow last night. Am I banned from mentioning that ??

I believe Jack Watts did not pole a vote and NicNat got a few. Oops.... can of worms about to open...

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Talking of bananas has anyone heard from Demonfrog lately? I depended on him for the latest update on the banana blight.

No, unfortunately. He should change his id to Google Images anyway ... :):lol:

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However, I believe they served banana cobbler for dessert at the Brownlow.

Many of the votes were a load of cobblers too ...

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