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Who are you again?

I'm not sure....
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    Who are you again?

    Let me ask my other half.

    Oh no! It's Left.

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    Can we end this farce of banning Uncle Bitters from the forum due to some of his innocuous comments on Stuies marital situation which were made in a private conversation,after all.

    I'm bored off my titz on here without the dirty ol' C.

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    Can we end this farce of banning Uncle Bitters from the forum because some of his innocuous comment on Stuies marital situation which were made in a private conversation,after all.

    I'm bored off my titz on here without the dirty ol' C.

    nah make the old pervert suffer

    he'll come back hopefully more ornery than ever

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    Can we end this farce of banning Uncle Bitters from the forum because some of his innocuous comment on Stuies marital situation which were made in a private conversation,after all.I'm bored off my titz on here without the dirty ol' C.

    At least deserves a discount for being set up and dobbed in. What do they call it in legal circles, entrapment? Besides, Stue got all emotional about marital deceit in the Anthony Stevens 'Open Mike' thread..... Bitters was only exploring the hypotheticals.

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    Can we end this farce of banning Uncle Bitters from the forum due to some of his innocuous comments on Stuies marital situation which were made in a private conversation,after all.

    I'm bored off my titz on here without the dirty ol' C.

    The Lads have emailed the Mods, saying they tap the mat and want Bitters out of the barn. They're tired of sleeping with their @rses to the wall.....

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    Seems the way of the world that the truth is never as palatable as the offence taken to it.

    More is the pity.

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    Can we end this farce of banning Uncle Bitters from the forum due to some of his innocuous comments on Stuies marital situation which were made in a private conversation,after all.

    I'm bored off my titz on here without the dirty ol' C.

    Now how would you know what comments were made if they were only in a private conversation?

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    Seems the way of the world that the truth is never as palatable as the offence taken to it.

    More is the pity.

    Think I've discovered the missing link from Ancient Greek times.

    How did Mark Jackson, Clive Palmer and Donald Trump evolve to their lofty heights? Well, they must have evolved from the same forefather as our own uber-lofty Mr Biffen:

    They are all descendants of The Great Bifflosopher.

    Apparently he cornered the market for imported bananas into Athens, apparently by slipping several dodgy drachmas into the right hands of the mods of Athenian society at the time.

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    Now how would you know what comments were made if they were only in a private conversation?

    And right on queue, here is the delicate petal himself. Interesting for a guy quick to tell others not to bother reading posts they don't like.

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    What a team the mighty Hawks have put those interlopers fro SA back in their box.

    What a wonderful day it is today.

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    Think I've discovered the missing link from Ancient Greek times.

    How did Mark Jackson, Clive Palmer and Donald Trump evolve to their lofty heights? Well, they must have evolved from the same forefather as our own uber-lofty Mr Biffen:

    They are all descendants of The Great Bifflosopher.

    Apparently he cornered the market for imported bananas into Athens, apparently by slipping several dodgy drachmas into the right hands of the mods of Athenian society at the time.

    We could summarise it as extortion BJ.

    Nothing sinister.

    Edited by Biffen

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    Can we end this farce of banning Uncle Bitters from the forum due to some of his innocuous comments on Stuies marital situation which were made in a private conversation,after all.

    I'm bored off my titz on here without the dirty ol' C.

    Biff I did offer to use my obvious position in society to pull some strings for BBO but then I was asked to give a character reference, well you will understand my reticence, surely. We only need to wait for a few more days, hope he doesn't see my comments.

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    I want Freo to smash the Hawks.

    What is it with you Mr. Leg you keep picking losers.

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    What is it with you Mr. Leg you keep picking losers.

    i know, I have followed Melbourne all my life.

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    Ladies and Gents, I had a quick catch up with Uncle Bitter this afternoon at his Romsey mansion. Actually, his dwelling covers half of the Romsay postcode, such is his... er, it's girth. I was near Hanging Rock at the time and I heard the sirens calling: "Miranda...Miranda!"...... Little did I know it was Uncle Bitter's missus calling out my username. Can hardly blame her. As I arrived he offered the obligatory beer. I expected VB or maybe a crownie, but no, he put forward a Corona and asked me "lemon or lime wedge?" Sacrilege! As the local country GF was being played, BBO was chewing on Coronas as if they were lolly water. Well, actually, they are. Anywhoo.... He looked refreshed and is looking forward to returning to our noble surrounds. Stuie beware.

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    Ladies and Gents, I had a quick catch up with Uncle Bitter this afternoon at his Romsey mansion. Actually, his dwelling covers half of the Romsay postcode, such is his... er, it's girth. I was near Hanging Rock at the time and I heard the sirens calling: "Miranda...Miranda!"...... Little did I know it was Uncle Bitter's missus calling out my username. Can hardly blame her. As I arrived he offered the obligatory beer. I expected VB or maybe a crownie, but no, he put forward a Corona and asked me "lemon or lime wedge?" Sacrilege! As the local country GF was being played, BBO was chewing on Coronas as if they were lolly water. Well, actually, they are. Anywhoo.... He looked refreshed and is looking forward to returning to our noble surrounds. Stuie beware.

    i just hope he's had enough counselling and rehab before he's paroled. wouldn't like to see a relapse especially as stuie is likely to stalk him

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    I wondered where BBO was, now i know

    Forgot about this little safe house!

    Safe?

    As for you, your whyness, now that the Abbott interregnum has come to its end, isn't it about time you relinquished that title of yours?

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    i just hope he's had enough counselling and rehab before he's paroled. wouldn't like to see a relapse especially as stuie is likely to stalk him

    dc please clear your message box I am trying to pc you!

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    dc please clear your message box I am trying to pc you!

    DC is beyond being PC ...OD :rolleyes:

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