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The No T$ No B$ Thread

Redleg
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There is no accounting for taste ...

Comments like that are simply Un-Australian!

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    Comments like that are simply Un-Australian!

    That would be because I'm Canadian.
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    Go to bed Maple and sleep off the booze, you are drunk!

    Simply enjoying a nice classy beverage, amphibian lad!

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    There appears to be many thing I don't like about Canada

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    Now this is simply going too far!

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    Our Collingwood is a classier place Frogger. One for the pursuit of relaxed winter sports.

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    Congrats to WJ and family with another grandson via his daughter Emily. On WJ's birthday as well.

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    Congrats to WJ and family with another grandson via his daughter Emily. On WJ's birthday as well.

    Congrats

    Is he in the MFC development side yet?

    We need more quality mids.

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    Congratulations WJ

    Grand Children are fantastic.

    I am reminded of that old saying

    "If you knew how good they were you would have had them first"

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    Congratulations WJ and family. Great news! Always a joy to hear.

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    Thanks all for your good wishes. I know where to take him if he ever wants to see an alpaca or visit a home for derelicts :)

    As for the name, it hasn't been announced but it's entirely up to the parents.

    If someone kicks the winning goal tomorrow against Port Adelaide, I will strongly recommend their name for consideration. I rather fancy something like "Heritier".

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    Thanks all for your good wishes. I know where to take him if he ever wants to see an alpaca or visit a home for derelicts :)

    As for the name, it hasn't been announced but it's entirely up to the parents.

    If someone kicks the winning goal tomorrow against Port Adelaide, I will strongly recommend their name for consideration. I rather fancy something like "Heritier".

    Bert or Keef are usually the most popular names these days.

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    Thanks all for your good wishes. I know where to take him if he ever wants to see an alpaca or visit a home for derelicts :)

    As for the name, it hasn't been announced but it's entirely up to the parents.

    If someone kicks the winning goal tomorrow against Port Adelaide, I will strongly recommend their name for consideration. I rather fancy something like "Heritier".

    Jesse it is then.

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    I thought that you may have nominated Ray.

    Whispering's era might be more like Ivor,Stan or Bruce.

    Probably not going to make the list.

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    Whispering's era might be more like Ivor,Stan or Bruce.

    Probably not going to make the list.

    Since you're online Biff - a question.

    Do you think if we exclude Moonie from any future football lunches/meetings, we'll have an improved chance of getting some sheilas to join us?

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    Thanks all for your good wishes. I know where to take him if he ever wants to see an alpaca or visit a home for derelicts :)

    As for the name, it hasn't been announced but it's entirely up to the parents.

    If someone kicks the winning goal tomorrow against Port Adelaide, I will strongly recommend their name for consideration. I rather fancy something like "Heritier".

    it would have to be James or Michael :)

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    Thanks all for your good wishes. I know where to take him if he ever wants to see an alpaca or visit a home for derelicts :)

    As for the name, it hasn't been announced but it's entirely up to the parents.

    If someone kicks the winning goal tomorrow against Port Adelaide, I will strongly recommend their name for consideration. I rather fancy something like "Heritier".

    The newly optimistic OD, fresh from the bottom of the Yarra, would presumably be delighted with Rohan ... :blink:

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    Whispering's era might be more like Ivor,Stan or Bruce.

    Probably not going to make the list.

    Old Dee would suggest,maximillion,Garp,Cecil and Milton.

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    Thanks all for your good wishes. I know where to take him if he ever wants to see an alpaca or visit a home for derelicts :)

    As for the name, it hasn't been announced but it's entirely up to the parents.

    If someone kicks the winning goal tomorrow against Port Adelaide, I will strongly recommend their name for consideration. I rather fancy something like "Heritier".

    actually jack, robbie, jimmy or sean would be a nice touch (i've got a sean as a gs)

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    The newly optimistic OD, fresh from the bottom of the Yarra, would presumably be delighted with Rohan ... :blink:

    that would be the day

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    If he's named Jack, does that that mean the full name is Jack Jack? Just askin' WJ.

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    Since you're online Biff - a question.

    Do you think if we exclude Moonie from any future football lunches/meetings, we'll have an improved chance of getting some sheilas to join us?

    You could start by having a shower sometime in the week leading up to said match. Maybe brushing your gold teeth more than once per year. Fresh change of clothes rather her than damp, putrid rags would also be handy. Biff and I spent most of the last game dry retching.

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    You could start by having a shower sometime in the week leading up to said match. Maybe brushing your gold teeth more than once per year. Fresh change of clothes rather her than damp, putrid rags would also be handy. Biff and I spent most of the last game dry wrenching.

    wrenching!!! Bwahahahah!!

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