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Wondered what Biffo did on sunday night's

Now Now Jizz!!! Don't be making such wild statements. You are clutching at straws - those in your hair perhaps, or your apparel , or even those stuck to your shite covered gumboots. Biff spend's Sunday nights doing what you can only dream of doing.

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    Now Now Jizz!!! Don't be making such wild statements. You are clutching at straws - those in your hair perhaps, or your apparel , or even those stuck to your shite covered gumboots. Biff spend's Sunday nights doing what you can only dream of doing.

    No wild statements here girlboy,just the facts.

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    Wondered what Biffo did on sunday night's

    Just watched landline .

    Must have been too civil to change the channel.

    You parasites are finished.

    A computer can milk the cows now.

    Time to re- skill.

    Try using your hick brain!

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    Just watched landline .

    Must have been too civil to change the channel.

    You parasites are finished.

    A computer can milk the cows now.

    Time to re- skill.

    Try using your hick brain!

    What a relief for the cows. They won't have to listen to Jizza's bull shite.

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    What a relief for the cows. They won't have to listen to Jizza's bull shite.

    They had mechanical milkers for about 40 years.

    They cost{the new ones}about 5,000.each .So i think i might have a job for awhile.

    Although on those hoity abc shows for city dwellers they do give them hopes of one day becomming relevant.

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    BBO raging in Brunswick St on a Saturday night. Goes to show how mainstream that strip has become. Unless, of course, it turned around from being mainstream and BBO is changing it to the anti-tree change hot spot.

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    BBO raging in Brunswick St on a Saturday night. Goes to show how mainstream that strip has become. Unless, of course, it turned around from being mainstream and BBO is changing it to the anti-tree change hot spot.

    You're jealous Moon because you can't afford to attend classy establishments.

    And, even if you could, no one would invite you.

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    You're jealous Moon because you can't afford to attend classy establishments.

    And, even if you could, no one would invite you.

    Classy? You mean you took your year 9 maths class there? Thank god I wasn't invited! I'm ok with my own company and cheap ways, I don't need social reinforcement from 14 year olds. Some example you are to the future of our great country.

    #muttonbbo

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    Had dinner in Earl Hood's hipster Brunswick Street last night. The me and you was all written in French. Tucker wasn't bad but I wasn't going to come at any of that French lolly water to drink. Told them wine was spelt s h i r a z.

    They looked at me as If I was some sort of ignoramus - bloody immigrants.

    Madame Sousou's I presume BBO? That would explain all the repairs going on this morning when I dropped in for my morning latte. Did you take the lads for a posh night out on the town?

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    Loved the attack on the Crows by Bernie Vince. I want to see that passion and effort every week. I have more admiration for Bernie, now that he was prepared to have a go at his mates and really upset them for his new club.

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    Correct venue Earl Hood . Can't really explain the damage - there was only a minor scuffle after all!

    Did it have anything to do with seeing the man-bun hairstyle favoured by the hipsters of Brunswick? Hope you gave them some sage advice about that Bitter!

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    Did it have anything to do with seeing the man-bun hairstyle favoured by the hipsters of Brunswick? Hope you gave them some sage advice about that Bitter!

    BBOs man bun has slipped down and now grows off his back Maple.

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    Loved the attack on the Crows by Bernie Vince. I want to see that passion and effort every week. I have more admiration for Bernie, now that he was prepared to have a go at his mates and really upset them for his new club.

    Gee you expect a lot redleg.

    Talking football on here.

    However I have the same admiration for him.

    So far worth the recruiting risk we took.

    A couple more like him and we will start winning games like last saturday.

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    BBOs man bun has slipped down and now grows off his back Maple.

    Guess the same happened to you Moon - which would explain that large growth on your small [censored] that you continually complain about.

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    Loved the female roller skaters video in the other thread DC.

    I had a good laugh when I saw it.

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    Loved the attack on the Crows by Bernie Vince. I want to see that passion and effort every week. I have more admiration for Bernie, now that he was prepared to have a go at his mates and really upset them for his new club.

    Bernie has finally made it

    He is now my Avatar

    Love the way he makes the opposition want to cry

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    We need to play well and hopefully win, given it is our only friday night game and with it, major media exposure.

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    Well Mable, IMHO (That's hipster speak) I outshone them quite clearly. My knowledge of gourmet dining and boozing left them speechless.

    knowledge....or capacity ?
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    We have a new 4-6, Frost.

    Redleg's weather report for June? :blink:

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    Both! Outstanding form. Didn't vomit til halfway home.

    sorry to hear you are in a halfway home, bbo. hope things will lookup soon

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    sorry to hear you are in a halfway home, bbo. hope things will lookup soon

    He's banned from the Gat.

    Must have a friend in Broady?

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