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He's banned from the Gat.

Must have a friend in Broady?

i think that's where he sells that dodgy halal "certified" alpaca meat

 
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Going to be wet Friday night, so hope we don't go too tall.

Going to be wet Friday night, so hope we don't go too tall.

Red not sure what the weather has to do with the likes of BBO or The Biff coming into inner Melbourne for this game. It won't matter if its raining if they decide to trash some place they might deem to have Tiger sympathies.

 

Going to be wet Friday night, so hope we don't go too tall.

Sounds like it will be great occasion, and hopefully a great result for us.

He's banned from the Gat.

Must have a friend in Broady?

Just incase i decide to throw a wobbly.

Was wondering how much damage could one do to get banned from Gat.??

First time questioner,long time admirer.


Just incase i decide to throw a wobbly.

Was wondering how much damage could one do to get banned from Gat.??

First time questioner,long time admirer.

Beyond your ken Jizz!

BTW . "Ken" isn't Barbie's mate but a clever word that Biffen and I understand! Well beyond dairy farmers.

Well maybe the efficient/smart Kiwi dairy farmers would get it.

Beyond your ken Jizz!

BTW . "Ken" isn't Barbie's mate but a clever word that Biffen and I understand! Well beyond dairy farmers.

Well maybe the efficient/smart Kiwi dairy farmers would get it.

To those of Scottish ancestry, there is not much clever about it, ye ken ... :)

To those of Scottish ancestry, there is not much clever about it, ye ken ... :)

Thank the Lord we do not have a large numbers of Scottish ancestry .. I'll take Arabs and Mussies over those blokes that wear dresses every time .

 

Thank the Lord we do not have a large numbers of Scottish ancestry .. I'll take Arabs and Mussies over those blokes that wear dresses every time .

oh the ignorance. what do you think the "arabs and mussies" wear then?

oh the ignorance. what do you think the "arabs and mussies" wear then?

Come on dc - you've seen those little girly above the knee skirts the Jordies wear. Then they make it worse by hanging some sort of scrotum substitute out the front !

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Come on dc - you've seen those little girly above the knee skirts the Jordies wear. Then they make it worse by hanging some sort of scrotum substitute out the front !

you'd love the greek guards, bbo. and those cute slippers, too

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Come on dc - you've seen those little girly above the knee skirts the Jordies wear. Then they make it worse by hanging some sort of scrotum substitute out the front !

Don't mix up Scots and Geordies, or you will have two very warlike tribes out to get you. The Black Watch are not known as the Ladies from Hell for nothing ... Play with fire if you wish, but don't complain if you get burnt!

Beyond your ken Jizz!

BTW . "Ken" isn't Barbie's mate but a clever word that Biffen and I understand! Well beyond dairy farmers.

Well maybe the efficient/smart Kiwi dairy farmers would get it.

Dont know if the kiwi farmers are more efficient,but at least cows dont have fur around their clacker's,which makes kiwis work without being sidetracked.

you'd love the greek guards, bbo. and those cute slippers, too

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They say it is difficult to separate the men from the boys in the Greek Army Dc?

True?

Were these the guys minding the Elgin Marbles?


They say it is difficult to separate the men from the boys in the Greek Army Dc?

True?

Were these the guys minding the Elgin Marbles?

dunno, but it is easy to see how they get their sexuality confused

dunno, but it is easy to see how they get their sexuality confused

The frilly shirts alone would send the dry cleaning bill through the roof.

But it would be even worse for Greek Seamen.

The frilly shirts alone would send the dry cleaning bill through the roof.

But it would be even worse for Greek Seamen.

you'd see a bit of that at the gat no doubt biffo.....the greek stuff i mean

you'd see a bit of that at the gat no doubt biffo.....the greek stuff i mean

Mostly just Souvlaki on my own New romantic shirt.

Has never looked clean since about '87.


Well today is nice change and an unusual event.

A Saturday morning after a win over the Tigers

Now I can spend the weekend gloating over my many tiger following friends.

The only thing sweeter will be Tuesday 9th June" !

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Well today is nice change and an unusual event.

A Saturday morning after a win over the Tigers

Now I can spend the weekend gloating over my many tiger following friends.

The only thing sweeter will be Tuesday 9th June" !

Feeling a bit happier now OD?

They say it is difficult to separate the men from the boys in the Greek Army Dc?

True?

Were these the guys minding the Elgin Marbles?

You know what they say Biff...

The Greeks may have invented se x, but the Italians introduced women to it.

 

Feeling a bit happier now OD?

2 from the first seven was the high point of my expectations pre season Mr. Leg

Funny what a win does to the reasoning power.

Now I think we are a rough chance next weekend.

We were beaten by four goals over there in a practise match.

Side is more used to each other now and it is at the G

This could be close.

Just imagine if we are 3 and 2 after five.

I hope I don't wake up any time soon.


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