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What there is grass on your couch? Do you live in a paddock?

That's couch grass, pronounced kooch, and is the most common green stuff that grows wild in back yards, public parks, reserves and just about anywhere else that isn't tropical rainforest or overrun by wild camels. It is not grass that grows on furniture, unless your furniture is out in a paddock somewhere, with alpacas around to provide fertiliser ...

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    That's couch grass, pronounced kooch, and is the most common green stuff that grows wild in back yards, public parks, reserves and just about anywhere else that isn't tropical rainforest or overrun by wild camels. It is not grass that grows on furniture, unless your furniture is out in a paddock somewhere, with alpacas around to provide fertiliser ...

    Are you sure you haven't been smoking it?
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    What there is grass on your couch? Do you live in a paddock?

    Is this the Brian Cook that could soon be CEO or coach from that other thread?

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    Are you sure you haven't been smoking it?

    I think I would remember that :) The dog has been acting strangely of late, though, and he spends more time on the couch in the back yard than anyone else ... :cool: :cool:

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    Speaking of moderation, what are the lads giving up for this month? If you are on the wagon, at the very least they could give up couch grass ... :)

    The lads are quite immoderate in their habits, however, I have not noticed them brewing up as much mate as usual.

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    Speaking of inanity, where is the Jizza? I presume his feeble challenge has finally collapsed and he has gone into hiding with a carton of smokes

    And at the end of your fast are you planning on changing your name to bacon & eggs?

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    And at the end of your fast are you planning on changing your name to bacon & eggs?

    I think it is more likely to be red, white and champagne ... :blink:

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    Speaking of inanity, where is the Jizza? I presume his feeble challenge has finally collapsed and he has gone into hiding with a carton of smokes

    Unlike plastic farmers,ive been doing real work,{great lightening storm coming through atm}.

    Drying off the girls early this year by the looks of the ground.

    Thinking about BBO in the last few days,Ive been sucking on this red rubbish and its just a waste of time and money.

    At least no ciggies so far,but crikey ive been pickled every night so far.

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    And at the end of your fast are you planning on changing your name to bacon & eggs?

    No Man, I'll happily return to my over indulgent habits and my usual nom de plume!

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    Some good rain for Jazza and his mates.

    Got the thunder and lightening,but bugger all rain.

    Thanks for the thought's though.

    Danced around the house in the nude for an hour and that didnt seem to inspire rain,so at a loss to figure out the gods.

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    Got the thunder and lightening,but bugger all rain.

    Thanks for the thought's though.

    Danced around the house in the nude for an hour and that didnt seem to inspire rain,so at a loss to figure out the gods.

    Just pray for no rain Jazza.....It will come then.....The gods are bast ards.
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    Got the thunder and lightening,but bugger all rain.

    Thanks for the thought's though.

    Danced around the house in the nude for an hour and that didnt seem to inspire rain,so at a loss to figure out the gods.

    You need to dance outside.

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    'Dance like nobody's puking at the sight

    Sing like you can't hear the dogs howling at you

    Laugh like you just saw a cream pie thrown in Christopher Pine's face

    Love like you don't care that you'll lose 50% of your assets in the end'

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    You need to dance outside.

    In the era of drones with cameras, that could have unexpected consequences ... :)

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    Got the thunder and lightening,but bugger all rain.

    Thanks for the thought's though.

    Danced around the house in the nude for an hour and that didnt seem to inspire rain,so at a loss to figure out the gods.

    Gee you were a bit stiff Jazza, I was down at Anglesea last night and it rained steadily from about 6 p.m to 6 a.m with some heavy downpours for a good hour early morning. The rain must have been coming in from the east rather than the south west.

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    Got the thunder and lightening,but bugger all rain.

    Thanks for the thought's though.

    Danced around the house in the nude for an hour and that didnt seem to inspire rain,so at a loss to figure out the gods.

    OMG put some cloths on!!!

    You are scaring the rain away.

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    Gee you were a bit stiff Jazza, I was down at Anglesea last night and it rained steadily from about 6 p.m to 6 a.m with some heavy downpours for a good hour early morning. The rain must have been coming in from the east rather than the south west.

    Went all around us{again}.

    Time to put em out and wait for winter.

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    Gee you were a bit stiff Jazza, I was down at Anglesea last night and it rained steadily from about 6 p.m to 6 a.m with some heavy downpours for a good hour early morning. The rain must have been coming in from the east rather than the south west.

    Yes, apparently dancing around the house nude can have that effect.

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    Yes I realised that was a poor usage of words but did not want to erouse Jazza anymore than normal so did not correct myself. Jazza spends most of his time milking cows, following the Dees as well? Forget the other strange behaviour,

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    The curse continues.

    I would be more worried about the weather in Nth QLD.

    Not looking good for bananas!

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    The curse continues.

    i'm starting to suspect jazza. after all, the recent heavy rain only missed his property too.

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    Yes I realised that was a poor usage of words but did not want to erouse Jazza anymore than normal so did not correct myself. Jazza spends most of his time milking cows, following the Dees as well? Forget the other strange behaviour,

    Non smoking does bring blood back to certain area's.

    Od,should give up and see if it helps his momentum.

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    i'm starting to suspect jazza. after all, the recent heavy rain only missed his property too.

    Get any (rain) in Borewood daise? Maybe wash some of the beige away?

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