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Wongs could be interesting, as I am going to try the club Paleo diet.

Is 6PM wednesday suitable for those coming?

Well no rice for you.

and fine for me.

 
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Well no rice for you.

and fine for me.

See you there.

Movement at the station,for word had got around.

The dumpster is back in action and the bowl is nice and brown.

 

Wongs could be interesting, as I am going to try the club Paleo diet.

Is 6PM wednesday suitable for those coming?

Sounds fine. No banana fritters for you then! :wacko:

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Sounds fine. No banana fritters for you then! :wacko:

Might have to forego the dimmys as well.


Might have to forego the dimmys as well.

Sounds like a cheap night for you Mr. Leg, Water and boiled Chicken

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Sounds like a cheap night for you Mr. Leg, Water and boiled Chicken

I don't like boiled chicken.

 
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Well get used to it you have 15kg to drop

I'll have to drop it some other way.


I doubt it -- no wine bottles in evidence ... :)

They were piled up around the corner

Cool for me RL.

Do you want me to ring the proprietor and ask him to cook up some smoked otway pork hock or knuckle (say 1kg) to help you with your paleo diet?

And banana fritters for four only

Mmmm yes. I could eat banana fritters for four

I don't like boiled chicken.

who really does ? :huh:

I don't like boiled chicken.

The chook is not wild about it either ... :blink:


I'll have to drop it some other way.

Ive been living on broth and the smell of farts for the past 5 weeks.

Believe me 15 KGs is easy.

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Ive been living on broth and the smell of farts for the past 5 weeks.

Believe me 15 KGs is easy.

Not quite the weight loss method I had in mind.

Ive been living on broth and the smell of farts for the past 5 weeks.

Believe me 15 KGs is easy.

you sound like a global warming machine jazza

you sound like a global warming machine jazza

After this mornings effort,I can now refer to myself as "nuggets".

Sore,but what a relief.even had a read whilst producing the said nuggets.

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After this mornings effort,I can now refer to myself as "nuggets".

Sore,but what a relief.even had a read whilst producing the said nuggets.

Way too much information jazza


Way too much information jazza

Information is power OD

After this mornings effort,I can now refer to myself as "nuggets".

Sore,but what a relief.even had a read whilst producing the said nuggets.

Or you could change your name to Jaffa.

Cool for me RL.

Do you want me to ring the proprietor and ask him to cook up some smoked otway pork hock or knuckle (say 1kg) to help you with your paleo diet?

Listen up boychick. If you or Redleg touch that pig, I'll make you pay big time.

Kapish?

 

Ive been living on broth and the smell of farts for the past 5 weeks.

Believe me 15 KGs is easy.

Are your farts offensive enough to drive a dog from the room Jizza?

Are your farts offensive enough to drive a dog from the room Jizza?

No,but they can run a tractor for 3 hours.


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