Skip to content
View in the app

A better way to browse. Learn more.
Demonland

A full-screen app on your home screen with push notifications, badges and more.

To install this app on iOS and iPadOS
  1. Tap the Share icon in Safari
  2. Scroll the menu and tap Add to Home Screen.
  3. Tap Add in the top-right corner.
To install this app on Android
  1. Tap the 3-dot menu (⋮) in the top-right corner of the browser.
  2. Tap Add to Home screen or Install app.
  3. Confirm by tapping Install.

The No T$ No B$ Thread

Redleg
in Melbourne Demons

Featured Replies

Wongs could be interesting, as I am going to try the club Paleo diet.

Is 6PM wednesday suitable for those coming?

Well no rice for you.

and fine for me.

  • Quote
    •  
    • Author

    Well no rice for you.

    and fine for me.

    See you there.

  • Quote

    Movement at the station,for word had got around.

    The dumpster is back in action and the bowl is nice and brown.

  • Quote
    • Like 1
     

    Wongs could be interesting, as I am going to try the club Paleo diet.

    Is 6PM wednesday suitable for those coming?

    Sounds fine. No banana fritters for you then! :wacko:

  • Quote
    • Author

    Sounds fine. No banana fritters for you then! :wacko:

    Might have to forego the dimmys as well.

  • Quote

    Might have to forego the dimmys as well.

    Sounds like a cheap night for you Mr. Leg, Water and boiled Chicken

  • Quote
    • Author

    Sounds like a cheap night for you Mr. Leg, Water and boiled Chicken

    I don't like boiled chicken.

  • Quote

    I don't like boiled chicken.

    Well get used to it you have 15kg to drop

  • Quote
    •  
    • Author

    Well get used to it you have 15kg to drop

    I'll have to drop it some other way.

  • Quote

    I doubt it -- no wine bottles in evidence ... :)

    They were piled up around the corner

  • Quote

    Cool for me RL.

    Do you want me to ring the proprietor and ask him to cook up some smoked otway pork hock or knuckle (say 1kg) to help you with your paleo diet?

    And banana fritters for four only
  • Quote

    Mmmm yes. I could eat banana fritters for four

  • Quote
    • Like 1

    I don't like boiled chicken.

    who really does ? :huh:

  • Quote

    I don't like boiled chicken.

    The chook is not wild about it either ... :blink:

  • Quote

    I'll have to drop it some other way.

    Ive been living on broth and the smell of farts for the past 5 weeks.

    Believe me 15 KGs is easy.

  • Quote
    • Author

    Ive been living on broth and the smell of farts for the past 5 weeks.

    Believe me 15 KGs is easy.

    Not quite the weight loss method I had in mind.

  • Quote

    Ive been living on broth and the smell of farts for the past 5 weeks.

    Believe me 15 KGs is easy.

    you sound like a global warming machine jazza

  • Quote

    you sound like a global warming machine jazza

    After this mornings effort,I can now refer to myself as "nuggets".

    Sore,but what a relief.even had a read whilst producing the said nuggets.

    Edited by jazza

  • Quote

    After this mornings effort,I can now refer to myself as "nuggets".

    Sore,but what a relief.even had a read whilst producing the said nuggets.

    Way too much information jazza

  • Quote

    Way too much information jazza

    Information is power OD

  • Quote

    After this mornings effort,I can now refer to myself as "nuggets".

    Sore,but what a relief.even had a read whilst producing the said nuggets.

    Or you could change your name to Jaffa.

  • Quote
    • Like 2

    Cool for me RL.

    Do you want me to ring the proprietor and ask him to cook up some smoked otway pork hock or knuckle (say 1kg) to help you with your paleo diet?

    Listen up boychick. If you or Redleg touch that pig, I'll make you pay big time.

    Kapish?

  • Quote
    • Like 1
     

    Ive been living on broth and the smell of farts for the past 5 weeks.

    Believe me 15 KGs is easy.

    Are your farts offensive enough to drive a dog from the room Jizza?

  • Quote

    Are your farts offensive enough to drive a dog from the room Jizza?

    No,but they can run a tractor for 3 hours.

  • Quote

    • Join the conversation

    You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.

    Guest
    Unfortunately, your content contains terms that we do not allow. Please edit your content to remove the highlighted words below.
    Reply to this topic...
    Go to topic listing

    Featured Content

    • POSTGAME: Gold Coast

      The Demons put four quarters of hard contested, fast running and high pressure football to knock off the ladder leaders and early premiership contenders the Gold Suns by 20 points at the MCG on Easter Sunday.

        • Thanks
        • Like
      • 280 replies
      Demonland

    • PODCAST: Gold Coast

      I’ll be away for the next few weeks, so Binman will be holding the fort for our podcasts covering the Suns, Bombers and Lions matches. As a result, there will be no live podcasts during this period, and we won’t be taking calls or voicemails. Binman will still be dipping into this thread to select a few questions to answer, while also combining the long-form Stats Files podcast with the Demonland Podcast for these shows. Your questions and comments are a huge part of what makes the podcast work, so please post anything you’d like to ask or say below and we’ll do our best to give you a shout-out on the show. Please try to keep each post focused on one specific topic or player to make podcast preparation a little easier. If you have multiple topics you’d like to raise, please put them in separate posts.

      • 10 replies
      Demonland

    • VOTES: Gold Coast

      Dual Reigning Champion Max Gawn has an early lead in the Demonland Player of the Year Award. He leads new recruit Jack Steele, forward Jacob van Rooyen and veteran Christian Salem. Your votes please. 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, & 1.

        • Thanks
      • 49 replies
      Demonland

    • GAMEDAY: Gold Coast

      It's Game Day and the Demons are back at the MCG and have a massive challenge ahead of them as they take on Premiership contender the Gold Coast Suns. What do you want to see from the Dees today?

        • Like
      • 431 replies
      Demonland

    • PREVIEW: Gold Coast

      Melbourne’s slow starts have been a troubling theme for a while. Against the Suns, they started slowly in both of their games, they trailed by 5.7.37 to 0.1.1 at quarter time at Peoples First Stadium in Round 16. This season, the story has remained the same and if the Demons fail to shake off this issue against the unbeaten Gold Coast Suns, they will be in serious danger of capitulating once again in their Easter Sunday showdown.

        • Like
      • 10 replies
      Demonland

    • NON-MFC: Round 04

      Round 4 of the 2026 AFL Premiership Season is upon us and it is the last week of the early season byes. Who are you tipping this week and what are the best results for the Dees Finals chances? 😜

        • Like
      • 356 replies
      Demonland
    View All

    Account

    Navigation

    Search

    Search

    Configure browser push notifications
    Chrome (Android)
    1. Tap the lock icon next to the address bar.
    2. Tap Permissions → Notifications.
    3. Adjust your preference.
    Chrome (Desktop)
    1. Click the padlock icon in the address bar.
    2. Select Site settings.
    3. Find Notifications and adjust your preference.