MrMoose

I've been collecting Melbourne FC Cards for the past 5 years and currently have every team set/player from the present back to 1963! (except the 1963 Ron Barassi, 1964 Barry Bourke and 1968 mascot cards - PM me if you have them!). It was especially great buying the cards from the 70's & 80's - the era from when I used to buy packets of cards from the local milk bar and swap the extras with my mates at school. They were great times 'bartering' with mates trying ot get that elusive one you needed to complete the set. (Not to mention using the cards you didn't want (ie Collingfilth cards) on the spokes of my bike!) It would be great if the club bought out a team set of that years entire team squad and gave them out with each membership.

Thanks for taking the time to record and post this.

OOops - great point! Except Mick Malthouse!

WOW - he won a premiership with Ocean Grove and is a school teacher - so that is part of the make-up of a successful AFL coach? Spare me!

I don't want a coach who has had ANYTHING to do with Richmond in ANY capacity! They have a worse culture of losing than we do!

OMG - that is so me! The Mrs & kids nearly wet themselves watching someone else showing the same 'frustrated passion' as I do! I always say to people, "Our motto at Melbourne is "NEXT YEAR!"" HAhahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaa

2012 - Viney 2013 onwards - Malthouse The Dee's will allow Malthouse 12 months off to freshen up. Viney will coach the team for next year preparing them for Malthouse to take over in 2013!

Just posted Sylvia commits to 2 more years

It's September - the COLLIWOBBLES are back!

Loved how on Sunday there were quite a few supporters (me included) screaming out "BLEASE" every time he got a possession - just like we all used to do with Adem YZE - OOOOOZZZZZZZZ! I'm tipping that he will be the next player to get that scream from Dee's supporters for each possession (Just like the filth have 'Tooov' and [censored]-forn have 'Breust' etc) The only problem is that Blease is a gun and we might have to scream it out 30 times a game! (What a great problem to have! LOL)

Just for something different a Collingfilth fan goes in to Centrelink trying to get more money. She is interviewed by one of the staff who asks the question, "How many kids do you have?" She replies, "9 - all boys." He says, "What are their names?" She says, "Nathan, Nathan, Nathan, Nathan, Nathan, Nathan, Nathan, Nathan & Nathan!" He says, "Why are they all called Nathan?" She says, "I named them all after Nathan Buckley.' He says, "Doesn't that make things difficult around the house? She says, "No it makes it easier. When I want them to come inside, I yell, "Nathan, come inside" and they all come inside. When I want them to stop smoking, I yell, "Nathan, put that cigarette out" and they all put them out. He says, "Well what happens if you want to talk to them individually?" She says, "Then I call them by their LAST names!"

Alan Didak is taking Sunicrust to court. He claims they are using his signature on top of their hot cross buns!

90% of men will tell you that the birth of their first child is the greatest thing to witness.....obviously they've never seen a collingfilth supporter watch a losing grand final!

Found a collingfilth supporter trying to pick the lock on my cars boot. I said, "Your in there for a reason you bastard."

A junior pathologist is performing an autopsy on a body. He rolls the deceased on it's back and see's a cork in the dead blokes bum. The pathologist pulls out the cork and then hears, "Good old Collingwood forever...................". The pathologist quickly puts the cork back in and the song stops. He pulls the cork out a second time and again hears, "Good old Collingwood forever...................". He puts the cork back in and goes and seeks out the Senior Pathologist. The Senior Pathologist inspects the body and see's the cork. He also pulls the cork out and hears, "Good old Collingwood forever...................". He puts the cork back and says to the Junior Patholgist, "Don't worry, I've seen thousands of [censored] sing that song!"

Q. How do we know that the toothbrush was invented in Collingwood? A. Because if it was invented anywhere else, it would have been called a TEETHBRUSH! Q. Why do kids hate barracking for the filth? A. Because the tooth fairy only comes once!

Great read - thanks!

Great analysis Joeboy - watching the replay just to confirm it! LOL

Yep, make sure you do the 'March to the G'. A 'tradition' started by Melbourne and now copied by others! (See the MelbourneFC for full details.) Just be aware that because we are playing Collingfilth, the canteens tend to sell a lot of 'easily chewable' food due to the lack of teeth in their supporters mouths!

Simple way to fix this 'issue', and get Trengove off, is for ALL the players to change their surnames to JUDD!

Craig Notman – Football Operations Manager was on SEN at 7.15am this morning saying the Scully was 3 weeks away. Might see Scully, Trengove and Jamar all return for the same game!

Any chance that the club have told him to make decision about whether he wants to stay at Melbourne or go to GWS. Until he does he doesn't play. That way the club can put games into other players and not him. I hope it's not right and Tom gets back on thr park ASAP.

BARTRAM - Love his determination and how he has turned his form around. Always had a thing for the player with No. 3 on his back!

His best game in a loooonnnggg time! He played with a lot of confidence in his own ability today. Everyone sitting around me commented on how well he played.

Well after watching the hawks absolutely smash Richmond in the wet last night, maybe our effort last week wasn't so bad after all!