The heart beats true

Time keeper is a Dees fan 🤫

I still reckon the Blues will win that on appeal.

Carlton are unbelievably bad. They just panicked

St Kilda skills are horrific.

St Kilda just need to keep scoring! Cmon!

Collingwood look completely out of legs.

Does that mean we won’t find out for 2 years that he was actually doing about 6 things?

Carlton look anxious like Melbourne in 2017

Carlton fans are the best booers in the competition, and there’s a lot of teams vying for top spot.

Scumbag football club. Hope he gets a job on 200k as an assistant next year and casually takes home 800k for the year doing half the work with 10% of the pressure.

Hibbo on the ground to celebrate his mate Mick Hurley. Nice one 👍

It’s so confusing. I think it’s AI written. How could that possibly be published?

If you want to see what the state of journalism is currently, try and make sense of this article: https://www.news.com.au/sport/afl/melbourne-thrashed-by-lions-2917-191-to-010-10-in-vfl-bloodbath/news-story/6e35c8458d4babcaee52ec1c17af19da

Nice to see you @binman. You look exactly how I imagined.

Essendon are genuinely trying to get Hird back. Sheedy on the news tonight talking it up. I just can’t even take them seriously.

What’s Geelong learnt in the last few weeks? How to beat up on bottom 8 teams and win at home? They’d have no idea how they hold up under pressure.

Any week that Fritta’s Mum and Dad are on the TV is a good week to be a Demons fan. @WalkingCivilWar tell Frittas mum she was brilliant in the post match. Loved seeing her and Maysy’s mum on the TV. They should all be very proud.

It’s been a long time since I’ve seen us have so many options running by. Everyone was moving in waves. It was so beautiful. 🥹

Tough night to be a Bride of Demonland. Heavy lies the head that wears the veil.

I didn’t like seeing that. It was a horrible look for the game, and really cast a shadow over the last quarter and post game. It’s prime time Friday night. This is going to be a story, and I think Zorko is either going to look shady, or the reality of it comes out and he looks worse. Im not sure why anyone thinks it’s going away. Am I missing something?

They call him the ‘Barometer’ and they aren’t wrong. 🥶

He will be remembered fondly for both that clutch goal against the Eagles, and his ability to give Demonlanders a way to sneak a euphemism into their username. Onya Kenty!

Take your veil off.

That list of emergencies is each in the starting 22 of at least 15 of the other teams. We have one list issue currently - tall forwards. Aside from that we are well stacked across the board.

That was wild, and it was exactly the vibe in the Southern Stand. Anger, followed by utter silence, and then some punching happened. It’s hard for us to understand it in the context of how good Melksham and Kozzie were, but that was also one of the almightiest chokes in AFL history. Playing for finals. 7 points up with 2 minutes to play. I love that it happened to their horrible, whiny, entitled supporters. Their players are actually much more likeable than their supporters. They deserve to stay out in the cold for longer until they learn some manners.