Biffen

I have imbibed a similar drink Ethan.Fortunately,along with the other potent drugs Asia has to offer, none of them can harm me.Only after drinking the Cobra blood did i realise it contains the venom present in said snakes fangs.I admit my heart slowed to a snails pace but i thought that was due to the heat.On this journey I will stick to drinking Uncle Bitters duty free gin.

I am told that Uncle bitters finds it difficult to keep a woman for very long. Which may be why he had a clod room built at the manor.

I won't dignify your sordid imputations with a detailed response other than to say, in modern shorthand : GAGF.

Important article in Fairfax press by a girl who does't like fruit peel in her Christmas Cake. The Age once again dealing with the real news. And the ever charming Clementine Ford wrote a gem about being lonely at Christmas (is it any wonder).

Him and Toumpas will add some pace to the Port Flanks. Watts should provide the toughness at the contest.

Tom Gillies could easily be on that team he reckons.

I often do "like " drone strikes on Youtube. Helps me relax.

Like I always said about Justin Bieber- "What a schmuck.He'll never be anything".

No Balls?

Last time I checked the rules cocaine and viagra were approved in the right company.

Mick Jagger disproves the theory.

is his family in the pasta business? I think I've had some al Olio.

You must be kidney...... hold that door..

God only knows what sort of book Uncle Bitters would create were the laws in this land more lax.

His wife would have been happy to see you. They say she hasn't had a letter for so long her mailbox has closed over.

You keep trotting out the same old jokes. It does not behoove you.

The mane thing is that they are happy.

it won't last Furlong.

Your delivery is imminent DC- My God you are costing me a fortune in soy sauce fish bottles. Would it be a problem if i delivered you a 40 gallon drum?

You Bute?

Fairness is an over rated virtue Frog.

i spent the extra hours on my usual efficacious pursuits of dealing prohibited substances and pimping vulnerable girls for my financial advantage. Some people like to join bogus charitable causes ,or raise awareness to societies ills. I am a kind of a Yang to this strange phenomenon .

I made a comment about a certain Richmond player that was deemed to be offensive to a certain Religion. A certain moderator deemed it appropriate that i take a weeks break. I'm now on double secret probation for the third time.

My god how you've all missed me. My down scroll button has been working overtime ,wading through the banalities and blandishments. And what mediocrity arises to fill the gaping void left by my absence but that infernal [censored] frog!!

Barry Hall is a giant sissy who would not know how to fight his way out of a paper bag. He is an ugly MF with no brain and no balls (God I love being a tough anonymous keyboard warrior).