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Nuts and crackers?

Like some cheese with that whine ? Stiff Cheddar?

I thought it was unnecessary giving someone from Romsey a knife and fork but I was proud of the way you muddled through and tied not to make a mess. If your hygiene continues to show improvement we may be able to take you somewhere civilised people eat and drink,as long as you promise to keep the food in your area. Alrhough most of your lunch ended up in your overalls,you at least managed not to sexually harass the staff.

A not so wise Asian lady once told me to be careful over there. " They'll show you a pig and sell you a dog" I"Ve bought a few of each I suppose so it evens out.

A gentleman never tells Moon. But they were advertised as something else.

Ive swallowed dozens of those in Asia .Didn't cost me anything.

As a Comedic performer,nobody is more qualified to talk about death than our Moon.

That was a painful undertaking for us all thanks Moon.

Geelong is like a smaller ,more scummy Melbourne without any discernable intelligentsia .Or any at all. The best part about going to Geelong is leaving it

K rock have got Neeld as Watts commentator . Ive had better chiropodists telling me how to fix my car.

Do they teach Geelongians to breathe?Or did they just invent their own style? K-rock sponsored by faggs- .whichis cool of course.

The young boy from Carey gets a goal- according to the k- rock crew

Do People from Geelong get the vote?

A recent misdeed has me located in the Barwon vicinity for the foreseeable . Further punishment is special comments by Mark Neeld- who is acting as Jack WTts internal monologue- sheer hell.

My affection for the drunken ne'er do well grew enormously on the news. Most of my favourite American are born in the province of Canadia.

No Moon. It's Canadia you moron. And the hair apparent has recently banned a made up word,or people from uttering such sentiments as opposition to it. There is no common sense in Canadia.

I mean something that is actually possible.No pipe dreams.

Not since the Chinese took over most of my enterprises and The Block took over the Gat. My clientele always go fo the cheaper option. Its part of globalisation- leaving honest Australian owned businesses like my own dwarfed by 900 kilo importers and legions of concubine dealers ready to take my business . I may need to remodel my archaic business model in line with competing international players and look for a competitive edge . Open to suggestions.

I rang Tracey at city link and complained that I had to pay 31.70 to drive into her tunnel and then back in. It was in early January and I cannot recall entering said tunnel. Nevertheless,I have struck a financial agreement with Tracey that will see the debt paid gradually. Unlike our Understanding Trace,I have been forced into temporary poverty by a lack of client/ neighbours at the gat and have taken a loan at ridiculous punitive interest from BBO's pay day loans inc. Week 2 and he has threatened sending " the lads" around to collect the vig. Enough said. Looks like I'll be under the bridge with SR and Sqizz. Been there before- good for the soul.

The news about Barry Manilow is devastating. Not because there is anything wrong with Barry coming out it's just that his music formed a central part of my masculinity and self identification. Now people are suddenly going to think his music is camp or effeminate-which is so unfair.

I reckon Detritus has been nudging The Blue Nun again.

All mywine is hand picked by virgins Which counts out most backpackers.So I've dodged a business expense there. Despite Bitters consumption of Gallons of Vin Ordinaire kept in a plastic tank,he is no officionado on the subject. I have had great trouble finding virgins in Tasmania and Mornington Peninsula but I did manage to get this years vintage in . It would be nearly impossible to do in New Zealand.

Although she appeared in a couple- she weren't no oil painting .

That's good information . Brings the Rugolo brothers into contention. Dont tell me they are Maltese.

Petraaca could be the second greatest player of Italian heritage ever. 1.RDB 2.Petracca 3 .Jezza 4.Silvagni.