Biffen

For a short time someone reported you had "died and gone to heaven" which I took a little too literally . I have learnt much from the incident and I will reserve you the "Honeymoon Suite" next time you come to town. Some of the items purchased have already been returned/and or sold. Nothing to worry about. BBO.

Purely accidental. One of the girls thought you were dead and was attempting to make hay while the sun shone. Behaviour like that happens all the time at the Gat. Several items will be returned to the shops and your card will be re-imbursed through a friendly Romanian finance company. Just be patient and ignore any security warnings while we sort out the issue.

Has some new type of Meth been released on the West Coast? You don't sleep much,and you have given me enough insight into pond life to have some concerns for your mental health.

Slightly different viewing material than usual for you. Good to see you can appreciate purity as well.

That particular model must be from Cleaveland.

We've got Foxtel here-never got a bill either. We spliced into the neighbours line and it works out well for all of us, cept Rupert.

Funny you should mention that because Foxtels big office forms the Golden Triangle with Moonee Valley and Puckle st, not far from Windy Hill, Tony Mokbels old TAB and half the shootings that were done (Ascot Vale.) It's an area of Melbourne for people of low moral fibre, clearly.

Amazingly he overcame the stigma of having a father that runs motown and huge TV network cross support to record a number one single! The enduring and melodic "Let's Get Ridiculous" has become an anthem of immense power and meaning to all of us.

Hughes and Khawaja have had a their chances but didn't take them. Marsh has not had a shot at it . The NSW batsmen will get another chance ,as they always do.

The toad has three toilets to choose from. Sadly,the Gat has influenced my internet contibutions. Perth silvertails like him need not sink to such depravity. He probably makes money angels at home when he is not admiring bananas. The only time we see a money angel here is when a dealer croaks in the shared dunny with a pocketful of cash.

AT least Marlon trimmed his nails. I doubt you offer the lads the same courtesy with your style of husbandry.

I've got no beef with the lads-yet.

Thanks for the dee-vine intervention.

You just keep churning them out.

Put it out to pasture.

I think we've milked this joke enough . It's getting udderly ridiculous.

I wouldn't mind getting my hands on some firm teats Jazza-if you're throwing in beers then I'm there.

Good parenting to recognize the twins as individuals.I'm watching the gat go mental. meth heads get dehydrated easily. I'm sweating like a Greek Virgin at a Sophocles lecture.

They will be Skiing next week if they live. In the meantime-let 'em fry.

Is that anything like a Greek Virgin?

Is FL OG the blonde or the burnt looking pommy with the big teeth.

The Latrobe Valley would be a good place to start, albeit a little unfair to Moe.

Take it easy DC. There are machines that do this sort of excavation-usually in the form of young men under 25 who need money for beer. There are only so many heartbeats. I would prefer you to exercise the new valve in a swimming pool on these sorts of days-hopefully with a Pina Cloada.

There was an earthquake today in Ferntree Gully. Might have been some of the girls from DCs hood causing it.

Since the valve transplant I am sure DC has had to modify his little blue pills intake so as to avoid a heart beating untrue for the red and the blue(rinse). But yeah ,those Burwood girls-what a wild reputation they have.