Everything posted by Biffen
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The song that describes how I'm feeling - Round 22
lost in a Roman wilderness of pain.and all the children are insane, all the children are insane-waiting for the Summer rain.
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Wallace Calls Out Goody
So if we're good enough, we should be good enough to go man on man and rely on each individual to win their contest.Otherwise we are not good enough.
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Wallace Calls Out Goody
I'll be interested to see if we have a plan b or c if things go wrong .With the best ruckman and the best clearance team in the comp we should not be getting runs of 4-6 goals against us so regularly. if we don't make finals i'd like Goodwin to go.
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Rd. 22: Omen Watch vs Eagles
I visited a farmer last night. He had 22 dead Wedge tailed Eagles shot and strung up along a barbed wire fence. Inside the house a huge fire was lit. Out of the fire appeared 22 Tasmanian Devils who scooted out to the fence and devoured the Eagles before running into a massive laurel Bush and murdering a nest of Magpies. Seems fairly positive.
- Sam Weideman
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Stats- Only One Needed.
I reckon 43% of people would agree with Redleg.
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Losing Jack Viney
Pro Dee has combed through the cumulative intelligence of demonland to find a post that supports his assertions. ^^^^^^ Bravo. Biffen approves.
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The Elephant in the Room
As the bearded lady said to the acrobat in front of the clown, "What Elephant where?"
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What is the point?
The greatest problem in any continuously failing organisation is a lack of candour. In other words, when somebody keeps making mistakes ,nobody mentions it. Mistakes need to be HIGHLIGHTED until rectified. If they can't be rectified they must go.
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The Blowtorch on Jordan Lewis
Just drop him.Send out the right message to the kids.Keeping players in the team on reputation alone builds resentment in the squad.
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Who is our Forward coach?
Every time he lined up for goal the commentators would mention his try out for Manchester United and occasionally his junior cricket accomplishments .Every time.
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Frosty comes in from the cold!
I'm astounded as to how he gets kept out of the team by O'mac and others. He has the attributes to be the best CHB in the comp. Coaches have stalled his development. As many have pointed out-Goodwin stuffs up selection on a regular basis.
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Who is our Forward coach?
Helen Keller.
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Coldest AFL Celebrity Couple Award Nominations
Biffen considers it as the first person, in order of importance.
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Coldest AFL Celebrity Couple Award Nominations
Biffen does not like to boast too much as you will all agree he is a modest and brilliant man. But Biffen did spend a night amongst the gauche and ridiculously wealthy on the Portsea cliff one summer soiree last year dancing with Mrs Judd and her coterie. Chris arrived to pick her up at about 3am after I'd worn her out. There was more than a little warmth to the starving stripling that night but I'm sure this was an isolated incident. Chris appeared to be dull and brooding, no doubt cold, terribly sober and a very serious young insect.Poor chap.
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Gawn walking laps in tracksuit, HS telling us not to panic...
It was a Kanye tracksuit so I'm not too worried . If it was anything else I would be very concerned.
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Bromance
Nothing sensible.Everything enjoyable.
- The No T$ No B$ Thread
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WELCOME TO THE MELBOURNE FOOTBALL CLUB - GUY WALKER
Ron or Johnny.
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Who do we realistically target for a trade?
Frank Walker from National Tiles-Bazooka.
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Should Jack Viney consider amputating his toe for the team?
I can get the job done with bolt cutters but young jack doesn't actually owe me money so somebody will have to stump up the surgery costs. Stump up... Sometimes even I'm amazed at how funny i am.
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VALE JARROD LYLE
Poor Bloke. I'm not a golf fan but a boy from Shep who made good in a rich kids sport and a demon to boot-what's not to love? praying for a miracle for him.
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No booze ban
Prohibition doesn't work. The title of the thread is misleading.Only the clubs leaders have made their decisions public at this stage. I will say this. I have associated with Dermott Brereton more closely than is necessary for any decent human. Two things he will tell you. Not one Hawthorn premiership player drank in '87 or '88 for the whole season. He got up after the hit against Geelong with a punctured lung and broken ribs to send out a message that he would not be beaten. He is a great root. Ok three.
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Who lives in Sydney?
Kyle Sandilands,his druggy mates, some billionaires,1.5 million Chinese "students", half a million Lebanese ,a few fashionistas and a handful of non cocaine using decent people.
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What they're saying over at West Lakes
Unless it's on the subject of serial killing ,I never take people from Adelaide seriously.