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The scum has been replaced by putrid filth. Such is the way of the world. Let's hope their immune system cannot cope with the various life forms left behind by my former colleagues and business associates.

Poor Bloke. I'm not a golf fan but a boy from Shep who made good in a rich kids sport and a demon to boot-what's not to love? praying for a miracle for him.

I don't come here to be insulted. I can go anywhere for that.

Funnily enough I was just reading about people exploring the depths of our sewerage system and who should pop up but you.

This Thailand cave drama is intriguing. Apparently the Catholic church offered to help rescue the boys last week with their own team of divers . When the clergymen stated "It may take months to pull them safely" the Thai govt began to look at other options.

Better prepare the hipsters for some backward fashion sense and some filthy manners Ethan.Uncle Bitters and his pants will be entering the building.

We should bulldoze all that rubbish and scrubby land between Anderson St South Yarra, The Yarra and the Shrine. Turn it into a mega training, entertainment complex and shopping precinct. Call it The Botanical Centre . We could leave a couple of trees.

Blake -Henry not William-MASH not English Lit.

if he does cross paths with the Frog i can only hope he reverses over the same path to be sure .

One trusts you might run into Ethan somewhere in the glorified ore mine that is WA and impart some of your provincial wisdom upon him.Perth seems to have given him delusions of social adequacy.

First thing he will need is a new desk. I'd suggest French Oak,.

Shove 'em

After getting Harry O and Mark Neeld from Collingwood what could possibly go wrong.

Xi XI, You are forbidden from using the name TAIWAN. Chinese Taipei is the accepted nomenclature. Please contact me or send Australian made milk formula for further assistance. The problem will be rectified after the revolution.

A disgusting old perve named Bitter Frequented the public sh!tter Till he decided to Sparkle In a mask of Miss Markle For his hero was Gary Glitter

I shudder to think where you might be placing your free Miss Markle Masks. I could nearly compose a limerick about such an event. In fact i will

I'm CEO at White Male Pay Gap Engineering. We're a small but powerful organisation who believe strongly in inequality and unfairness. We're now hiring as it happens.

You're beneath mine.

Men don't belong in the kitchen. Women don't belong in the garage, the back yard , or the lounge room without a vacuum cleaner.

If you remember the 60's -you weren't really there. So say all my brain damaged mates.

My grandma always said-"if you can't derive enjoyment from other peoples misfortune then you really are a depressing sonofabitch" It's on the same principles media empires are built .

Petracca will be a better player once he has his dogs shot in a paddock somewhere.

Brian damage might answer your first question. Doubt he will name any names to answer the second. His and their supply chains are inextricably linked somewhere up the line.

I've been banned from using electronic devices ProDee. I won't go into it too much . Let's just say I've been a very naughty boy.

Can we agree to keep it a family secret rather than lock it away in the cellar forever?