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Saxon toast. Cheers.

kippers on toast and a tawny port please Eth. After my jog.

Should auld acquaintance ...... Might just meet you there. Sounds great.

For the same reason Kim Kardashian photographs her own arse and posts it on Twitter.

Anyone can can get on 'Border Force' Special. You simply arrive in the country from Vietnam dressed as a Celestial grandmother carrying 40 kgs of banned foods whilst the real merchandise slips in behind you in the baby pram.I've been through this with you a dozen times.

No need-a Kennedy can always find a way to ruin their own day.

As long as he's not a Nicky Minaj dude I'm fine with that. Better warn the neighbours-I've taken up poo jogging.

Please warn your significant others. I always sleep in my birthday suit. But I have the decency to bring my own velvet sheets.

Phew. Thank the Lord. Sailor Jerry or Mount Gay? I'm going through Duty Free.

The only thing that concerns me about you is this. Are you a Cardy B or a Nicky Minaj guy?

I disagree.

All the sleazy hotels are booked out Ethan. I'm staying on your couch. That wasn't a question you will note.

Probably the most important trait of any successful person.

All the backs look good when the mids and forwards are pressuring and spoiling up the ground. Without the pressure from the rest of the team he is going to look very ordinary again.

Fair trade no doubt. I'll stick with rum and dry. Rum made on the same plantation for 500 years under terrible working conditions with horrendously low wages. You can nearly taste the poverty and oppression in each sip.

You're a political animal lately. Get off the Soy lattes.

Hopefully last nights umps have been told to take the rest of the year off. They deserve a rest.

Can you take a package to a friend in Perth for me please Special?

Shocking umpiring. Low standard game. Jeremy howe kicking out from FB GWS on GBH.

i disagree. like certain girls you find in rural areas ,he actually looks less intelligent wearing specs.

Glad you got out Special. Next time I ask you to transport a package please be more careful. I trust you are on the couch at Squirrels.

The umpires kept Hawthorn in it during the first and last quarters. We won't be thrashed by a team we just beat in Perth. David King has given up on trying to sound intelligent so he's going for controversy.

Tell him to start walking and carry water.

Typical Sydney Sheila.

Eddie won't love Cinderella too much when she turns up to the ball, boots a few blokes in the nuts, does Prince Charming on the dinner table ,tells the king where to go and then downs a magnum of Champagne and belts the ugly sisters with the bottle.