Biffen

Paying $800-1mill a year is not good for a cohesive team like ours has become. We have a combo of home grown loyalists, -Gawn,Watts,Jones,Viney,Jetta,TomMc,Smith,Hoges 4 good journeymen in Pedo,Garlett, Vince and Lewis, drafted guns-Petracca,Oliver,Frost,Hunt ,Tyson etc Having a "Marquee player" builds resentment in a list when they don't fire. Our model is based on "profit share" sysytem as it should be.

I do hope the poor staff at that establishment had some form of protection. We all know what an infectious personality you have.

Give my warmest to the Park Orchard shoppers. Pop into the cricket club for elevenses and give my regards to the bellboy at Raffles old pip. Will see you on return and remember to tape up the package BEFORE inserting it- not afterwards like last time.

On Lynden Dunn and Paul Roos Lynden produced a beautiful torpedo down the middle of the ground from the kick out- Roosy was fairly disappointed that he neglected to tell any of us he was going to do that.

AKA gouging.

He has the one thing that separates the a graders and the b graders. Time. Class act.

Filthy at the very least.

Discussing Biiters hygiene can have a knock on effect- like vomit flying through the air on a boat.

Bad news for Moon and his colleagues. Mastabatory breaks are about to be enshrined in the British workplace agreements. As if they don't exist already.

His nickname has to be little bird.

I may not be tertiary educated but I am toilet trained. The feral from Romsey always leaves a nasty stain after his " ablutions". Do you get many tips ?

The new janitor job must be a fantastic social opportunity for you as well Moon.

Is that similar to missionary?

Off loading Lewis,Vince and Garlett were 3 dumb moves that benefitted us. Bigtime. Hibberd was a good get,as was Hannan. Not sold on milkshake yet. Mitch Clark and H were interesting . We still need a CHF.

I think we will be looking for a junior ruckman or an emerging tall marking key position player. Vince and Lewis will give us another year at least each after this. We need another tall given Pedos age ,the ruck injuries and the slow development of King.

Treason is punishable by death in my country. But go ahead Earl! You won't be thought of as less than human. Or anywhere in the vicinity.

If he has half the guts of big bro it's a yes from me.

I will need to store some stuff at the Monor for a while. Some of it is from parts foreign. Your proximty to the airport could be handy. Since the closure of the Gat I have decided to increase my business . Your are included in my new venture.Dont thank me yet.The hard work has only just begun.

You might have more in common with the monkey. Grooming habits, self stimulation, fleas,lice etc. like a Narcissist catching sight of themselves in a pond.

You need to get out more lazie.

if the rumour mill is to be believed, the girlfriend of Marc Murphy is an incredible Hare? Either I heard wrongly or the guy is a fan of Alice in Wonderland.

never in history have so many wasted so much time for so little point.

Great Oval WJ . The last time I was there was for a wedding. The Grandstand is a beauty. When I'm there I imagine Kevin Murray or Roosy running around for the Roy boys. Sadly, the area has been over run with hipsters and pseudo royalty such as Earl Hood.

I thought it was the Jewish team in the ammos where Whispering Jack threw his elbows around in the 60's.

Reminds me of the time I was at the beach and the birds took my bag of herbs. I left no Tern unstoned.