Biffen

I'm taking care of the manor for you ( the maid let me in). Some of your cellar needs updating so I'm helping to clear out the old stock. Also, the maids outfit is a little bit formal for my liking so I've bought over a French frilly number for her . Please don't barrack too loudly-you'll mozz the team as you tend to do when interstate. Don't hurry back-just send her wages through plus some extra house keeping money. I'll keep her busy .

He was a great. Glad to see him go. Hard to dispute his impact on games. Even his 10 possession games could be match winning efforts.

WJ agrees with me on this issue- Goodwin couldn't pick his nose.

I cant lay the blame at any one player's feet but if I did he would not be standing on them, he would be bald ,wearing number 6 ,with terrible disposal and be well past it.

Says to Garry and Miss Brownless.

We should bulldoze all that rubbish and scrubby land between Anderson St South Yarra, The Yarra and the Shrine. Turn it into a mega training, entertainment complex and shopping precinct. Call it The Botanical Centre . We could leave a couple of trees.

Blake -Henry not William-MASH not English Lit.

if he does cross paths with the Frog i can only hope he reverses over the same path to be sure .

One trusts you might run into Ethan somewhere in the glorified ore mine that is WA and impart some of your provincial wisdom upon him.Perth seems to have given him delusions of social adequacy.

First thing he will need is a new desk. I'd suggest French Oak,.

Shove 'em

I'd prefer R.P.MacMurphy.

He knows three things........FMD. One more than you.....

After getting Harry O and Mark Neeld from Collingwood what could possibly go wrong.

Oh yes Daisy-the Christians did it. Why TF would you live in Rome then? What do you know about Islam oh great knowledgeable one. Go bash yourself in the head with something solid.

We looked small and slow yesterday. I'd drop Fritsch and Spargo for Weid and Frosty. Having said that,I haven't seen much of Port unless we are talking about the bottled variety.

Must have been hard to learn how to spell when you were sniffing paint at school.

Poor selection= poor coaching. Too short/slow in the backline all day.

Fritsch-Have a spell.

How 'bout Fricken NOOOOOOO......

I've had discussions and the only details to be finalised are salary and a police check. Look out beaches- Biffen is back.

You're an errand boy, sent by grocery clerks, to collect a cheque.

Well done Pro Dee for maintaining a civil discourse with our brethren.I have less antipathy for people trying to escape Muslim countries than those who decry our own citizens as racists . Self-hating Europeans are very nearly as ridiculous as the islamic doctrine.

I was chatting to a demented pensioner in Bendigo recently about the Mall there. "We are ripping it out next week ,it's all going back to road, it's not working properly,I'm on the committee and I've had enough" "Righto ,that's it then!" I replied. Similarly ,I'll eat a full sidchrome set of spanners if Collingwood get QB as a home game next year.

Xi XI, You are forbidden from using the name TAIWAN. Chinese Taipei is the accepted nomenclature. Please contact me or send Australian made milk formula for further assistance. The problem will be rectified after the revolution.