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That's an incisive comment from you DC. I expect nothing less given your expertise.

I agree. It was more overt than one could possibly imagine or ever imply.

in other news, US pornstar Amber Cavallii has suffered a deep gash filming a publicity stunt off the coast of Florida ,in amongst a school of LEMON sharks who reportedly tore a twenty centimetre wound in the young actress . Surely she would be safer working with men in the future. Just a thought.

Are you the same parasite from before? If so please desist. There are protocols to keep you out.

Petracca reminds me of Leigh Matthews more than anyone . I haven't seen enough of McCartin to make an opinion.

Hi Rafiki, Drinking is both a stimuli that will get your neves and brain buzzing but as we all know the next day it's a depressant. I'm not sure how old you are but there is never a bad day to think about getting control of it. I don't drink like I once did in my twenties and thirties - I'm better for it in every way. I would advise you limit the booze before getting on the meds.If you still require meds then try to set a date by which you may be off them. Television and radio can also be a source of anxiety and depression because it feeds us conflict. Stay strong in your mind about what you want in life and take the small steps towards it. Life can keep you in a holding pattern at times but nothing is forever . Advice is cheap but exercise is the one thing that will get your brain releasing the right chemicals . Start with long walks if you are fat and then start jogging or swimming. Be organised,dillegent and honest in all your dealings. Happiness is elusive,the world is fairly complex and people can disappoint. I am not a fan of the mental health industry as such but I caution against over-medicating yourself. Eat well,sleep well and lay off the grog .Force yourself to get that exercise in every day . If that fails,get a professional to help. Best of British!!

Nuts and crackers?

Like some cheese with that whine ? Stiff Cheddar?

I thought it was unnecessary giving someone from Romsey a knife and fork but I was proud of the way you muddled through and tied not to make a mess. If your hygiene continues to show improvement we may be able to take you somewhere civilised people eat and drink,as long as you promise to keep the food in your area. Alrhough most of your lunch ended up in your overalls,you at least managed not to sexually harass the staff.

A not so wise Asian lady once told me to be careful over there. " They'll show you a pig and sell you a dog" I"Ve bought a few of each I suppose so it evens out.

A gentleman never tells Moon. But they were advertised as something else.

Ive swallowed dozens of those in Asia .Didn't cost me anything.

As a Comedic performer,nobody is more qualified to talk about death than our Moon.

That was a painful undertaking for us all thanks Moon.

Geelong is like a smaller ,more scummy Melbourne without any discernable intelligentsia .Or any at all. The best part about going to Geelong is leaving it

K rock have got Neeld as Watts commentator . Ive had better chiropodists telling me how to fix my car.

Do they teach Geelongians to breathe?Or did they just invent their own style? K-rock sponsored by faggs- .whichis cool of course.

The young boy from Carey gets a goal- according to the k- rock crew

Do People from Geelong get the vote?

A recent misdeed has me located in the Barwon vicinity for the foreseeable . Further punishment is special comments by Mark Neeld- who is acting as Jack WTts internal monologue- sheer hell.

My affection for the drunken ne'er do well grew enormously on the news. Most of my favourite American are born in the province of Canadia.

No Moon. It's Canadia you moron. And the hair apparent has recently banned a made up word,or people from uttering such sentiments as opposition to it. There is no common sense in Canadia.

I mean something that is actually possible.No pipe dreams.

Not since the Chinese took over most of my enterprises and The Block took over the Gat. My clientele always go fo the cheaper option. Its part of globalisation- leaving honest Australian owned businesses like my own dwarfed by 900 kilo importers and legions of concubine dealers ready to take my business . I may need to remodel my archaic business model in line with competing international players and look for a competitive edge . Open to suggestions.

I rang Tracey at city link and complained that I had to pay 31.70 to drive into her tunnel and then back in. It was in early January and I cannot recall entering said tunnel. Nevertheless,I have struck a financial agreement with Tracey that will see the debt paid gradually. Unlike our Understanding Trace,I have been forced into temporary poverty by a lack of client/ neighbours at the gat and have taken a loan at ridiculous punitive interest from BBO's pay day loans inc. Week 2 and he has threatened sending " the lads" around to collect the vig. Enough said. Looks like I'll be under the bridge with SR and Sqizz. Been there before- good for the soul.