Biffen

take in water before you get too mentally retarded.

Jordan Lewis always composed.

That WAS fun! Unfortunately it's time for me to stab my cuticles with hot pins and then soak my fingers in lemon juice mixed with chilli.

not a prayer at least.

That's not true, he's alive in Brazil with Hitler and then the real Paul McCartney was killed in a car accident and Elvis actually disappeared off the coast of Portsea and 9/11 was an inside job . Ask Dieter.

I don't come here to be insulted. I can go anywhere for that.

He knows nothing about football Ethan. I only pay attention to the big hitters.

It's clear Wayne has not consulted ET#Trade-breaker.

Funnily enough I was just reading about people exploring the depths of our sewerage system and who should pop up but you.

This Thailand cave drama is intriguing. Apparently the Catholic church offered to help rescue the boys last week with their own team of divers . When the clergymen stated "It may take months to pull them safely" the Thai govt began to look at other options.

Lewis should slot in nicely and the slower pace might suit his game.

Since Queens Birthday our glaring weaknesses have been leg speed and defensive pressure. Frost ,Garlett and Smith are pretty quick. I thought Smith had a fair first half. VDB got 16 tackles in the reserves. Spargo goes alright but he has limitations. Lewis had another mistake riddled game. If Vince and Lewis aren't getting pushed out we are not moving forward.

Who lubed the ball?

What a pair of arse cheeks. The swear jar might be full by half time. FMD.

In my day we would go for a spot of seal spearing under the tundra and then warm up with a bit of nude langloffing before we took the oval. Kids these days.

Better prepare the hipsters for some backward fashion sense and some filthy manners Ethan.Uncle Bitters and his pants will be entering the building.

Stalin wouldn't hear a bad word about it. I've got Georgia on my mind.

The lads are roasting up nicely. Unfortunately someone bumped into the Merc whilst I was putting some essentials on your account at the grocer.

I'm taking care of the manor for you ( the maid let me in). Some of your cellar needs updating so I'm helping to clear out the old stock. Also, the maids outfit is a little bit formal for my liking so I've bought over a French frilly number for her . Please don't barrack too loudly-you'll mozz the team as you tend to do when interstate. Don't hurry back-just send her wages through plus some extra house keeping money. I'll keep her busy .

He was a great. Glad to see him go. Hard to dispute his impact on games. Even his 10 possession games could be match winning efforts.

WJ agrees with me on this issue- Goodwin couldn't pick his nose.

I cant lay the blame at any one player's feet but if I did he would not be standing on them, he would be bald ,wearing number 6 ,with terrible disposal and be well past it.

We should bulldoze all that rubbish and scrubby land between Anderson St South Yarra, The Yarra and the Shrine. Turn it into a mega training, entertainment complex and shopping precinct. Call it The Botanical Centre . We could leave a couple of trees.

Blake -Henry not William-MASH not English Lit.

if he does cross paths with the Frog i can only hope he reverses over the same path to be sure .