Biffen

Yours truly was invited for a training camp for the Dees U19s at Lorne in the Summer of 90/91. I was just 18. I stupidly chose to get hammered with my friends instead.In Lorne. I was fit enough but I just never thought I was skilled enough to make it. I had played against Hopgood and Lovell and Stuart Maxfield that year and went OK. Their footskills were miles ahead. I was probably fitter than all of them. But I chose to party. Silly Biffen.

Biffen Kosiah Picket-Pickett Jnr

Biffen Pickett has a nice ring to it.

"He's a very accurate shot for goal and interestingly.........." ............Man United and also was selected as Tasmanian Junior Cricket Captain... Just misses to the left on this occasion"

Nice one .

What heart?

I sold my soul in order to become the handsomest,wittiest man in the entire Prahran region when I was a boy. Needless to say I met the devil at the crossroads (High and Chapel st) in the mid '80s. I fulfilled my half of this Faustian pact,racking up admirers along the South Eastern seaboard . It took the Devil many years to repay my sacrifice.

They'll be touring next year.Brian Johnson still singing.Angus still head-banging.

He’s going to a global warming conference in a vehicle powered by his own methane.

He’s going to a global warming conference in a vehicle powered by his own methane.

Sir Les survived due to his diplomatic immunity. Pfizer should be cloning your biological immunity.

He's a witch!!

They get the weight of expectation. We get to project our myriad delusions whilst we wait.

Never was so much owed to so many by so few.

I was holidaying in Guantanamo Bay. Eventually the torture proved too much for them. So I'm back.

It's high time the Royal family contributed .

It's not a race to the bottom you realise? We all know who'd be victorious in that particular contest.

Seems standards have lapsed.

We like they. We like to be fluid.

I've been on camp Macca.Lost a few pounds.And I'm fully rehabilitated and ready to serve.

Who writes this garbage?

Steven May not see out the season.

Could punch a shark too.

Cal Who?

Are you sure that's wise?