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Morris will also confirm later that he has heard rumours that the band is , in fact , up him, despite previous uncertainty.

I'll buy it.Hey wait-they're going to pull it down aren't they? Is this a trick?

He's in a better place.

In all fairness,SWYL was never sprung pinching cutlery at the B&F.

I'm spoken for.

Proof that even God makes mistakes Adam,.

We made an error.

The highlight reel isn't selling him.

When it comes to self- sacrifice I'm much like the bugler at the start of Peter Sellers "The Party".

I'm prepared to risk it all!!!

If you're telling me young Bella is now a player manager I think i might have to.^^^^ "Christian and I are thinking of changing clubs Fly ,what do you reckon?" "If you don't want him we'll go to the Bombers" "What do you mean you cant afford 1.3 mill a year ,your club's huge VOssy" "I quite like Geelong babe-it's not that bad" "Hi ,it's Bella here Ross-talk to me!" Gimme a spell.

I like it . It has a kind of "Newly addicted to Meth so F#$K everything and everyone I've ever known I justy wanna get high" feel to it. Sometimes rebuilding a club from oblivion is over rated and the decade worth of consistent ,honest effort is worth just tossing in the skip for kicks. I get it.I like it. I don't think it will work but as a concept I can dig it.

We're still undefeated in China.

After some gloating and justified derision of Tom Morris and “his supporters “ (which might be his own accounts) I got DM’ed by Tom Morris. He said he would provide a link then linked to himself “ breaking” the CP story. I explained to him that his source may not be reliable if he is the source. Either way, he and purple are going to extraordinary lengths to justify their “story” to the point where I’m wondering whether it might be a complete fabrication. Petracca should pick his media commitments better. MFC should wake up now and become more ruthless, more professional and less accessible to the media. I found it strange TM would contact a random on X and Barrett was even weirder with his unhinged rant.

Waste of a perfectly good orchard.

Yeah- nah. Too many skeletons. Too much media/ conflict.

He’s got a history of trying to destabilise clubs. He’s not trusted in clubland. Hence he’s so often wrong. It wouldn’t surprise me if he was fed incorrect info by us in order to flush out who other clubs might trade. Black ops. I wonder if this happens sometimes and considering the stakes it is more than likely to occur.

Very and often.

After our meditation session and a special mushroom risotto, I drove Trac down to Guildford and we summoned the spirit of RDB. I threatened to put on my old Buffalo Springfield albums. That was enough to get him to commit. Hes sleeping off the Risotto in the greenhouse . In him the force strong will be.

Nobody ever wants to go home to Adelaide.

My sage advice will become evident during the Roast Pork and Stuffed Spatchcock lesson.

I love a good derailment!

Emperors from Caesar to Napoleon to Churchill know it. Strategists from Machiavelli to Rommel too. Italian loyalty is not a given.

Trac is at my country shack avoiding media scrutiny . We made ravioli together and quaffed a Soave then a nice Chianti. I’ve rolled a Jamaican cigar. Today I’ll be teaching him gratitude, silence and how to do one’s laundry in private. The young Jedi still has much to learn. They grass is not always greener. Journalists are not friends. Loyalty is everything in business/ friendship. Cutting an onion does not make you Marco Pierre White Money won’t but you respect So many lessons…….

Since the smut and innuendo has been removed from Demonland Brand Biffen has taken a serious hit but I never complained about it. Ijust got on with the job of being my usual obnoxious self and found different way to insult and demean inferior opinions for the good of the site. I hope you all appreciate my sacrifice.