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Biffen

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  1. 3 weeks for handbagging. I've seen tougher blokes than Darcy Moore at the Flower show. Jamie Elliot is probably ashamed.
  2. Your area of expertise.
  3. There was a useless old labourer I knew who's main job was to get the slab and ice organised in the Esky (Qld). About 2:45 pm the call went out; PUT 'EM ON ICE NORMY!! Put 'em on ice Goody!
  4. Him and Don Scott are suss . I'm the only one in this town that can rock a manbag and still look macho. No wonder Reg went to Sydney.Manbag and Manbun in one.Totally suss.
  5. Might be too smart,intelligent,perceptive for football? May need more head knocks.
  6. Took along time to find consistency but he's a top tier player now.Adios Champ.Thanks for everything. Not to mention the flag.
  7. Thanks and Ciao mate.
  8. Viney or Trac.
  9. We need a general shake-up. Lacking speed/agility. Midfield stale. Have found some good ones this year. We casn bounce back. Sheath the knives for now.
  10. Biffen jnr is in the NGA at the Dogs. From what I saw Carlton and the Dees have the best bunch. Biffen Jnr does not need to put on any weight-hes got that covered. As does the tree from which the apple made its rapid descent.
  11. Sheitful choice again. I’d like to see the cash go to an Aussie band every year. Its a uniquely Australian game and the GF showcases our culture only to be fkd up by the touring clapped out acts these Admin dorks choose. Should be a hot Australian act and a legendary act. Sniffers/ Chisels on the same ticket would be killer. Kate Peri FFS what a bland, lame, washed, middle of the road slapper. Next they’ll dig up Madonna. Shame- and it will be a failure- guaranteed.
  12. I was about to dispute this but then I read that Taylor Swift has an IQ of 160.
  13. That's great Redleg. You should check out the new TV series MASH. I think you'd really like it.
  14. A resounding yes!! Especially at a reading of the will. If your extended family are scumbags you'll understand .
  15. HSC in the late 80's? The book never really took off after that first sentence from memory.
  16. Gambling itself will return to private syndicates( SPs in the old days) It makes no sense to support corporates when a private betting syndicate could return profits to itself. Real Estate Agents ( Door openers) should also be looking to learn an actual skill.They'll be gone in 5 years.Hooray. Can't say I'll miss TV-the longest amatuer night in history.
  17. Most people call it “ foot odour”.
  18. “ Naive Vinegar” is already available on the wine list. How does the chef “ invigorate” the pancakes? I dare not ask about rounding the Chorizo.
  19. No Stilton No Aged Cheddar No Foie gras No pickled walnut The list goes on. Its like a Monty Python sketch.
  20. AFL cheese platters are a disgrace.
  21. Same as an Arab Hitchhiker.
  22. Danni Laidley has had her name dragged up as a possible replacement to help makeover the team.
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