Biffen

Carnt of a day on the punt. Sufficeth to say bombed the Quaddie in leg one and my runners in the last leg got home for a huge trifecta. No I did not place that trifecta. That Sikandarabad only runs a half decent race when I aint on it.To spite me.

Number 1.Mark Jacko Jackson.

I have an infectious personality.

The first game energy is contagious.

Sadomasochistic behaviours know no bounds.

He is .

in the word of the Great Charlie Sheen-"JUST WINNING"

Despite the modern "knowledge" , I like to win every game, every time. I am almost optimistic for the season ahead.

Whoever you are referring to , what he does in the bedroom is his business.

Tell 'em to get stuffed.

Ethically sourced, macrobiotic and artisanal food served by men with long, well groomed beards ,no doubt , if you frequent this establishment.

I’m told old Dee would be pleased about having Bonar and thinks Walker would be useful in combination. Mrs Old was not sold on the idea.

Anyway, this thread was supposed to be about a Melbourne player in Bedford, not a Carlton player in commodore.

The Flasher in my local park was considering retirement but he decided to stick it out for another year.

I've met a few Jaydens in my time.

Epic.

I remember at the time I had been travelling in India and I was without funds. I found a rotten Durian fruit ,that was hidden under a dog that had been dead for several days in the hot sun.The Durian asked me about Melbourne under Mark Neeld and how we reached such a place in our journey.I explained to the durian that karma had visited us since the sacking of our great guru Norm Smith and that all attempts at re-incarnation since that time had failed.The Durian looked upon me sorrowfully and said with a kind and sincere expression-"You guys stink so bad that all you have left to talk about is the Flower with the enormous heart". The Durian then boarded a very overcrowded bus. "Where are you heading Durian ,with your fecund knowledge?" "To Hawthorn Biff-the reality bus journeys to all places in time".

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Dustin Martin was ours for the taking. Whip me ,hurt me-yes I'm a bad boy. Yes I can't wait for football to start. I'm so bad I deserve it!!! The Horror. The Horror....

Saw the end of Flowers career-still was brilliant in mid 80's. Schwartz was a freak before and after knees. Nietz was just pure consistency-a beautiful drop kick for goal from 60 m out.Never seemed to miss.And impossible to outmark. Stynes was everywhere, all the time as was Jeff White and Adam Yze for that matter. Flower stands out for us a bit like Plugger at the Saints as a total gun in a poor team. Saw the Jako show in full flight-a shooting star. Lyon had it all-was as good as any in his era and I'd rate him as one of the greatest I've ever seen. It's not sexy but I'd probably say Nietz was the best of all of them in terms of effectiveness.

I got the quaddie last night Toad.And I expect to get some action tonight at a party in Geelong . Hope that helps you out mate.

In your case it's more like a disease and a sick compulsion that can't be cured. For the Frog we all assume it's a one off incident and hope it's a long time before he croaks.

Thanks Thelma.

I still love Vagg.

I've worked out how to make it viable. Every home game they can play a double header. And Bob's your uncle (more than likely).