Biffen

Some big Chinese companies are happy that Dan Andrews won their erection.

Stupid name. No.

In 1964 Johnny Farnham had not yet retired.

If i want a cunning linguist I'll head to a debating society.

I've offered myself freely on several occasions.

Gough was known to refuse door stop interviews (apart from his last one ). When a young lady tried to ask him a question on the street she got; "Madam, I, try to avoid speaking to strange ladies on the street". They just don't make arrogant ,pompous, conceited ,well educated, urbane socialists like they used to.

In Orkney ,I'm known as the mayor of Twatt. What,What?

If by sane you mean beyond psychiatric help and if by balanced you mean debauched recalcitrant then indeed you are indeed a shining beacon of hope in a den of torturous normality.

How very philosophical. From my perspective I attain meaning from the realisation that I am far superior to dreary old [censored] like you and Ernie.

The Sheil deal stinks. They are rorting the cap. I am certain of it. Time will prove me right.

Nice One GS. I shall watch/ listen to some Fado tonight and think of Col .

She watches "Passion of The Christ " quite regularly and thinks JC is a bit soft.

A common occurrence in Public School.

You are neglecting to mention the wonderful contributions of Sir Joh, Russ Hinze and Greg Ritchie. I could go on with other luminaries as well as mention what the state has done for our entrepreneurs such as the late Mr Skase, Alan Bond ,Peter Foster and other such respectable businessmen.Gentleman such as Clive Palmer and Warwick Capper call it home.

Not I ,ET. I was recently barred from Flinders Island for shooting strays. They tried to tell me the dogs were native to the Island. "Not anymore " I replied.

Jordan Lewis? Don't think so.

Only if we can call him Simon . He could do Wonders.

Knit one, purl one.

Jack Watts-Biffen Jnr. The kids output is astounding.

Mitch Clark was a team growth.Thankfully removed.

Luckily it ain't a beauty contest.

Terry's brain has gone soft most likely due to the soup and mashed food diet he adopted since 1987.

Sleeping Gorilla.

I only became that way after seeing the dulling effects of red wine and sexual depravity on my fellow posters.