Biffen

It's like netball these days. I remember playing and this kid made a blind turn and ran straight into me. I turned him side ways and body slammed him into the turf. The ball bounced about 10 metres up in the air, the kid about 1 metre. I was awarded the free kick and the kid was carried off. I felt a slight feeling of remorse but small players are like cats( they always usually land on their feet). Plenty of times times players got crunched on my team and it was play on. Umpires these day have no control, the rules are jelly, and the game drifts away from them, complicated by the idiots at AFL house and the commentary "gods" such as Dwayne and Dermott. It's a contact sport and you can't reverse engineer or totally prevent injury .

In the words of Mike Tyson ; "Everybody has a plan until they get pushed in the face". Nearly everybody.

Coach killer.

It was called "holding the man" in my day.

I'm off the Weed.

No composure in the 50.

Robinson decided to accentuate his god given ugliness with some of the worst ink in history.

Umpire is having a big game.Shut up and [censored] off you [censored] of man.

It's no wonder Cards ol' boy. Champagne is far too acidic with a foie gras. A dry sherry or perhaps a young burgundy next time is my sincere advice.

Don't even mention it. You're ruining my delightful cheese platter.

Rob my local servo and go on a 3 week bender, topple a few statues and [censored] half the CWA.

kids got heart.

Very sad. All you young dudes thinking you've reached the end of life please never give your enemies the satisfaction . Things are never that bad.

Brayshaw won't be dropped.He's one of our best consistently. Possible ins are Tmac and Jones. Possible outs are Callista Flockhart and dunno.

She may well need an extended stay in quarantine.Perhaps the one at Werribee.

I was told the real reason for Goodwins unusual display of emotion was that he lost a multi on points margin.

Sack him on a high.

Burgoyne is playing like the end has come. Love our tackling.Love the defensive pressure. Still too panicky in attack.

You know what I mean.Offence not intended.

Glad we lost Frawley.He's mentally retarded.The IQ of a sheep.

Good signs. Petracca rampant. Burgoyne done. O'Brien Done. Crush this scum.

No no AF knows everything. Silly me thought Jones could play forward and it's heresy to suggest Gawn could as well. It's AFs forward line and no correspondence will be entered into.

Perfect Half forward or Pocket in his decline. He has been a battering ram and a finisher for more than a decade. We now need a sharp shooter.

I'm only at the peak of my decline Pickett so I never witnessed the Ivor Warne-Smith Era.

Robert Ludlum only ever wrote one new novel. Then he repeated it 27 times. When AC/DC were asked in an interview , "What do you say to critics who say you've just made the same album 17 times?" Reply-"That's total [censored]-We've done the same album 19 times".