Biffen

I'm naming him Maynot until he does.

All of our detractors are right ALL of the time. There is no doubt about that. We are a joke until proven otherwise on -field. The end.

We need a MONORAIL!!!

LA won't work I reckon they would be better suited to China.More specifically Wuhan Province . There would be a market for them there. I think they could go viral. People will go bat.... crazy for them. Could be contagious.

As your attorney, I advise you to take a hit from the little brown flask in my shaving kit.

In other important news, my skid marks are a darker shade of brown during the heatwave.

Same-but I took em all. In the words of Mitch Hedberg..... I used to take a lot of drugs. Still do but I used to also.

I'm never wrong.Even when I'm wrong.

Jerome is his name.Bass player.

One of the Expensive Winos lives in Ringwood !! or did at least. What a great gig for him.

Top album. Shouldn't take it so hard is a killer.

Donvales greatest son. Doesn't say much for Donvale.

It takes time to get over the death of your father. It's an important stage of life . He's not up to the challenge yet so let him be.

You sound like s sports administrator.

Sporting administrators are the lowest form of human life on the planet ,particularly in Australia ,as sport is seen to be important here. Go to your local bowling or cricket club if you don't believe me. I have nearly zero respect for the off-field participants in our club. We win in spite of them and mostly we lose because of them. They are purely handicappers. They are not worth the steam. Every win we get is a slap in the face to them. They should really work for nothing, or just go home. The players know who can play. The hangers on are wasting everyones money and more importantly their time. Time is the only commodity worth worrying about and we have wasted so much of it.

BBO is organising the lighting of the flame. Apparently it involve a schoolgirls underwear purchased from a vending machine. He has been been travelling around Tokyo in ladies clothes on the train system. "Just trying to get a feel of the place" according to his postcard.

When I think of an injured calf I think of Veal scallopini. It's a cruel world.

We've blackballed him from The Melbourne Club . Standards.

I'll bring my Smug spray.

Totes

We are like Michael Diamond in the foot shooting category. We never miss.

Stephen Powell?

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Not Quite Right and The Reject Shop might be suitable.

Aubrey Plaza naked in my boudoir with a rose between her teeth.