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Those grapes were sour anyway WYL.

Having had the withering pleasure of meeting BBO and his metrosexual friend on Sunday morning i have only really now come to terms with the dangers of online chat forums such as this. BBO had donned his arseless chaps for the Freo game ,and was intent on drinking a quick six pots or as they call it in Romsey ,morning tea. He was also intent on dragging others into verbal confrontations with random strangers ,which must have prompted him to bring Moonshadow ,though one seriously has to wonder why. Also in tow was the lovely and erudite Maple ,who must have fallen prey to the sick charms and crude invocations we all know uncle bitters is capable of. Luckily ,Maple was three sheets to the wind upon arrival ,oblivious to the coarseness of her chaperones.She began the morning with a Midori mixed with Maple syrup and I'm quite surprised she didn't add sugar. She managed to find a child that had lost it's parent and proceeded to feed it a procession of junk food which was just as well as the dirty little urchin looked as if it had been wandering the streets for some time. I took the liberty of inviting a great legal mind along to defray any impositions the law might attempt to impose on such a likely crew. Good job too. Not long into the second quarter , Bitters began a slippery descent into a homophobic rant at the umpires ,an unfortunate Freo supporter who looked like he had ridden a fixie to the game with a little creatures pilsener stuffed in his beard,as well as at some men in front of us who were very well groomed. Moonie decided to try to quell the gathering police presence by diverting attention to the football but at this stage he was virtually unconscious ,balthering about the Greens and composting and how we can change the world from our inner city terraces and a copy of Das Kapital. Naturally ,i was the first arrested and while I waited for my lawyer to end the matter it appears Bitters had caused him some offence, and he refused to act on my behalf ever again. Long story short ,BBO blamed me for the homophobic rants and had me arrested. Moonie disappeared back into his vege garden and Maple absconded with the child to sell it on ebay. To top it off ,BBO refused to pay my bail so i was forced to spend the evening away from the Gat. Never again.

do you think you could pass as a Schoolie?

Better pack your bags [censored]. Before she starts charging you for phone calls .

Jurrah was carving them up beautifully.

We should be giving Gawn Fitzy and Spencer a run Don't see the point in playing Jamar anymore.

Hodge should get Four and the other [censored] threeBut 2 will do. As long as they miss the Melbourne game.

Craig Bradley could kick a nice footy in the winter.

She's more of an athlete than Alan Jones I suppose.

Jesse " the body" Hogan?

When I do it ,it's funny.When you do they (sic)doesn't make sense. But it's a different funny,even though you might have thought it funny the first time . TFS isn't funny. I'm a frikkin riot in Baltimore compared to those dead beats.

A noble thought,perhaps your first of this kind.`

Personally speaking, anyone from Brighton,Romsey,Borewood,Greensborough,Ballarat,Perth,Tas,NZ,America ,UK Africa,Asia,Middle East,Europe. Might be something to do with my French background. But I do not consider myself better than chicks from South America. They are my raison d'etre.

What goes on in the Melbourne Club.. You know the rest.

The system. All you can do.

What a poor impersonation of the greatest athlete of all time. Ravishing Rick Flair! "To be the man-you gotta BEAT the man. And I am -The MAN!!

About as funny as squeezing your own nuts in a vice clamp.

Speaking of which, Fallen on tough times. Drinking Chilean wines. Surprisingly good. What the [censored] has the Australian wine industry ever done for me anyway. They should be building statues to honour customers like me.

Malingering,Goldbricking,Bogan. All the best [censored]!

WHo doesn't love a wet lunch?

I can see you being showered in gold and just loving it.

not at the melbourne club cutters

SYLVOOOOOO! MAAAATE!!! Party time begins now Bro. You know what to do. Thanks you for a handful of awesome games,some really good ones,some OK. You wore the colours well for us . and you were a nightmare at times, but you were not the only one..... GO COLLLLL....

I own a collection of Mercedes Benz symbols taken from the bonnets of various different models over decades.

Just a fiery naked she-devil ,covered in flames ,a trident,some snakes,some indecipherable crud,some shhity latin/chinese script,a dagger and a Demonic figure across the forehead. Nothing weird.