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The Sudanese were the best gladiators in the Roman days,as an aside. North have put years into him,would be nice to just pluck him away and turn him into a player but I question his skills (from the few games I have seen him play for Werribee).

Must have taken a cr*p on Mrs Roos yoga mat.

I agree with nearly all you say there Jack-but Smutty humour has it's place and time,outside the schoolyard in my case due to current laws .Inside the schoolyard for many a teacher on here,who somehow are allowed to work with children. In fact, this is the schoolyard you have when you are far too old for school.

Beautiful little town. Preserved like a museum as many towns in the locale are. Well worth a trip if you are ever scouring the goldfields on a dirty weekend.

AFL players would be worse than the rest of society,as they have more cash and more time than your average bogan on the street. The corporations involved do their best to hide the drugs,the rapes and the other crimes etc but sometimes things just get out.

I will bring some deodorant and mints-in case the latest ostracism has lead him to( further) neglect his personal hygiene .

Maybe he's turned the corner. (Without flipping the car and running off).

Iv'e lost count of all the consorts here Earl. Guilt as charged!

FA has done just that for the competition. Ryan Griffen might enjoy Chopper Read's excellent story of one of his associates who was repeatedly bashed and then driven to the lost dogs home in North Melbourne for lack of an appropriate home address. Dal Santo ,Ball,Goddard are all cheapschits who took cash and sacrificed class. Frawley is a gormless twit like his idiotic keno schilling half wit uncle. You can't buy class, credibility or integrity.

Stephanie Rice.

Lunch on the morrow with my social inferiors(as always) at the RACV in the city. Uncle Bitters has booked a table with Bomber Thomson in order to learn more on sexual/social etiquette in a club environment.

Not much room for non jumping rucks in the big league . He had his day and tried his best. He just got old.

Norman or Jack?

Makes sense to review every game, best players, injuries. Removes clubs with several stars for the year. No point stabbing in the dark because the parasites that make the odds use scientific fact.

Ah yes, happened to poor old Bill Cosby as well.Women will try anything to get their man.

You might get off Ethan. It was a glancing blow,which she clearly provoked,and you can plead insanity .

You can't get a passport over the river without a sleeve of tatts and a pair of girly slip on flat shoes with your jeans folded up-no socks. I'm still rockin' a wifebeater singlet and stubbies Col- serves me well.

You are!

Wellingham has a really cool man bun. Perth seems like a top place.

Where else can you hear Khe Sahn and drink VB? You must be one of those culturally immersive types that goes to Lombok.

They will probably be heavily tagged. Ankle bracelets at least.

No more Brighton Grammar Softies. Lets get the Wesley Kid. Warne-Smith turned out OK,after all what,what......

Dawesy should grab the opportunity with both hands.

There's a Suckling born every minute.

I admire what Freeman did for Collingwood in his years there.