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Actually Bill Cosby's upcoming trial will rely on the evidence that using his old comedy routine is not actually a sedative although it had the same effect on his victims.

Never stops WYL,Bitters,Stuie,DC,Myself,Dee-luded or half the other mentals around the joint.

I stand corrected. I must defer to anyone who lists Jazz flute as an interest in matters artistic.

New Zealanders masquerading as Australians to be removed ,visas cancelled. Sanity prevails. I expect our economy to improve immediately. Well done DIAC!!

Mitch Clark kept things interesting with his excellent photography last year. Maybe Dane Swan could release a poetry book. Or Col Garland could show us his talent for water colours.

The drink driving/sexual offending Family club.

Stupid look permanently on face.

We are despised in AFL circles. They are biased and need a good reeming.

Let me address the recent short term memory loss that Uncle Bitters has conveniently suffered in his past months bender. Firstly ,having met our unrepentant and irrepressible squire at a certain mens establishment in town for elevenses in the lobby, things were going well until I was hit up for the "Homeless naughty teenage girls fund" which at the time seemed a worthy cause.More of that later. In the lifts i began to regret my decision to meet the recalcitrant one ,as ever,when i noticed similar country types in the lift displaying the uncouth coarseness we expect of unsophisticated hayseeds in the big smoke.Not to be outdone in the bad manners and non-existent grooming stakes,The Squire decided to release enough methane to power a small town as the lift took us to the banquet room. After creating a scene and having our seats moved next to the bar,the squire,unhappy as ever with the vino,insisted on an upgrade of red,which our friendly barman agreed to,and pulled out the best Lindemans. We plonked our way through inedible food and nonsensical speeches and were asked to leave the banquet room as the Romsey squire was approaching the bargirls with offers of short term farm work,the kind mostly done on stud farms. As I managed to persuade the truculent host to adjourn to a more private area ,i recall Moonie pulling himself out of a demonstration that had gathered on Collins st to help me carry the Country Member back to his train stop. It was a day that did little for my social standing,and even less for charity.

How many cans left Dazzle?

Anything significant happened lately?

i hope to see him in our colours next year-the beer snake on Boxing day with Chip was awesome. His manager seems like a character out of Seinfeld. i think he should switch management and try to make best 22.

Most be self flagellating in deep remorse for his action.

I like to watch porn with a medieval theme to it. I think we should have real church bells rung out by a real hunchback if we are going to do it properly. If we lose I think it only fair that we get to throw fruit at the hunchback and if we win we just put him back in his cage. Also ,it could benefit us to dunk a witch in the Yarra.

Too one paced.

I handle complaints on the 29th Feb every year except when I take a break for the Olympics.

I always thought Miller was playing above his own weight division .

That is very cruel bluey... Pia probably considers herself as a serious actress. Also,I'm told Home and Away rates highly in Nigeria , most because the beach bodies have evaded the national censor. I myself have appeared on Crimestoppers several times and the pay is much worse.

That is extremely funny DiitD. Darren Bennett was similar. Dawes has had enough Mares for one career. Best of luck at Casey Dawesy!!

My Uncle went to school there.

If Carlton are dumb enough to trade Casboult for Dawes that's good.

VB,Tooheys,Carlton,Heinekin,Bud,Tooths,Blonde,XXXX,Boags,Cascade,Emu,Melbourne Bitter,Reschs,Tooheys,Export,Fosters,Amstell,Sapporo,Bintang,333,Hahn,Peroni,Stella,........................

"Creates a contest" When it should just be a mark. After taunting Hawthorn,then doing nought,he stamped his own cards.

Dry, lifeless,flat and uninspiring WJ. I was there on a field day trip recently. The river is quite pretty, as is the pub.

Could happen to anyone really.