Biffen

The bald umpire is twerp but not a [censored] cake like Pannell. I think we should be turning the focus quickly from how well we played to when Colloingwood should sack its coach. Personally,I think they should pretend to back him then do a quick switch at the end of the season , then cast the net for someone more arrogant and worse with the players .

You have to get up pretty early in the morning to out predict RTG.

The Auskick umpires are competent. Makes a change.

Jesse White looks worse than Tom Gillies.

Robbo and Burgo are both cringe inducing. The "entertainment and prizes game experience enhancement" is as enjoyable as a lumbar puncture. Burgos riveting interviews make me want to staple my eyelids and ears up in protest. I don't know who is worse.

I'm in the outer today. I'm hoping the scum can take losing like gentlemen. I will be wearing tweed (with the elbow patches). I hope today we play a coach killer. (Not ours)

I reckon Merret has merit. Big defender,ready made,strong and needs a change.Why not.

I will be pleasantly surprised if you manage to travel without being incarcerated as an enemy of the state (of humanity ).

I think Ern went spare a while back.

I reckon that hurt Mitchell's ribs. Not properly enough though.

Of course not Ethan. He will announce it in Monte Carlo with a picture of Fremantle behind him.

Does look like Luke Hodge in the photo. Always thought of him as a tea bagger.

Don't worry Moon. I will not be exposing snow droppers tonight. At ease.

Earl, You should know that Redleg is a senior figure in the courts and does not take cheap cruises on sleazy p and o Boats. I understand DC is known to provide entertainment for some of the more elderly citizens in the bingo room and below deck( if you get my drift) My only hope is that DC has not stowed away on board the Crystal Meth and that if he has, Redleg is able to assume some sort of control over his predatory behaviour whenever a rich widower with a persistent cough hits the spinning dance floor. I do hope Mrs Leg has a can of mace handy for such Romeos. One can only hope you are not on these cruises for the same nefarious reasons Earl. Although I would pick you as more of a hot chocolate and rohypnol type. As Bill Cosby has proved, this only works for 30 odd years and eventually you will get caught. Gastro should be the least of your problems. I suggest you stick to trawling the Streets of old Fitzroy with your man bun and rolled up jeans. They buy all that fairtrade spiel in the inner city but your exploitation of the international laws must end. A handful of tranquillisers for a night of romance is not a"Fair Trade" Earl.

I've seen more disturbing gifs. These are usually sent from Bitter phone and are good at inducing a vomiting response. I keep them handy in case I accidentally ingest something toxic.

I'll just have the salad.

He was trying on a new crown and it was too tight. It happens .

I'm predicting that most of our players will age in time. It's a bold statement but I stand by it.

The Crystal down the Gat is anything but serene.

700k? His manager must be as dumb as Howe's .

Dawes is privately educated and from a decent family. It's not that he can't ruck. It's that he doesn't want to. It's too passe.

i like bold print. I think I may need glasses soon. However Monocc, Some people may think of this as modern yelling. Those storms in Sydney were something else. Glad I dont live in a big house by the Sydney Harbour-what losers. What were we on about before?

Carlton people have always been good at "creative accounting" Mathison,Elliot,Pratt and probably many others. Does not surprise me at all that they would shaft the Western Suburbs to benefit themselves. Collingwood and Hawthorn are similarly dishonest as well now it seems.

We need some melons . perhaps a pair of lychees.

That means he is on double secret probation . Like in Animal House.