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I've recently had to go with the greasy comb-over. The wind plays havoc with my "hairs". They are long enough now for an" Ad-exec from the 80s "ponytail. I though Jetta looked like a man but not very old.So finally looks like he doesn't need ID to buy a beer-which some might say means he if finished. When people say jetta looks old I feel extremely old given that i am always older than Neville, I think wigs will make a comeback .

Teams are drawing tackles as in RugbyLeague more than ever. Getting two hands ffree and having runners each side helps but Footscray and Hawthorn as well as Sydney are allowed to just throw it or drop it into a team mates lap as they run past the tackle.

The latest on BBos dangerous mongrel is that I am lobbying Romsey councill to have it labotomised. After I explained to them what that meant they could see no reason why not. Either that or we get them both microchipped, saving the parole board the trouble of applying ankle bracelets.

At least we helped him and Stefan further their prospects in the law. Lets hope he grabs his legal career with both hands.

Free of added amino acids we hope.

Big competition for half back spots. Lets hope the Prince reeks vengeance on those who ever doubted his royal supremacy. And then they will truly know ,whatever and such ,that he is the true heir etc.

I'm sure he is a complete pervert,a hopeless cook, a liar ,a braggart and scoundrel. I wonder if he looks like you also?

I agree entirely .

Break a leg Rivvo!! Several!

No it was PC. You could smoke a cigar ,in the hospitals, straight after a baby was born ,whilst the mother and child were still trying to draw breath. You could shag the secretary ,then sack her if she was annoying you . You could use racist terms towards shovels. Peoples sexual inclinations could be made into an intriguing group joke. But I think the fact that we relied on the Amateur system of loyalty whilst other clubs were paying players ruined the club more than these things.

As usual certain nefarious elements like to mock a man when he is absent for rehabilitation . I have used my time in the naughty corner to learn another chord which I will be melding in to my repotoire. Kim Bai yah thankfully requires only 1 chord. I have learnt through medititation, moderator , mediation and medication that childish taunts can not upset me. I am mildly upset that nobody expressed anywhere near enough grief at my enforced absence although the various mental ailments most of you carry must make it difficult to have any regard for anyone but yourselves.

Discuss...

The good people of Ballarat deserve more. Both of them!

Would look good in black and gold .

Bitters still looks obese in a Victorian corset.

I don't think anyone will try to stop you.

Love that post!!!

I think we have to ban Jon Ralph from using Demonland as an authentic source of information.

Ralph said he thinks Hogan will be signing in the next two weeks. Ralph said the opposite earlier so believe what you will. Said his(JH) Dad wants him to do what he wants to do. Believes a Two year deal will be announced meaning till the end of 2019

Kennedy sooking away like a 5 year old was magic. Possession count isn't everything either. He needs to suffer .

There is a problem with his hand which will be fixed shortly. Apparently he could not even pick up a pen during the season but he kept playing anyway. The same "journos" ,who had him at Freo from the tabloid press now think he will pick up the pen in a week or so.

What was Picken paying? He was the player of the Prelim and GF for mine.

As far as results go,this is the best thing to happen for our group. Seeing the dogs give their all and for that to be good enough means we just have to find the intensity as a group and we are going places,despite what history,conventional wisdom and the media might say about our chances.

Cash only.

there are no faster hands in a pack situation than old Uncle Bitters. Having been at the football and had my face slapped just for standing adjacent him was an experience. Luckily they are introducing female security guards to keep an eye on the lecherous .