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Biffen

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  1. You are quite coherent for midday OD.Change up the meds?
  2. Please no more negative comments on H or you will be banned for Lesse Majeste.
  3. Olympians never had the benefit of spandex pants or fitbits. Ive always liked mud wrestling and it could be something for Goodwin to explore.. Jelly wrestling is a waste of food and the food colouring may not pass asada regs.
  4. They keep their watches on when there are shady characters lurking on the sidelines. lets hope kents terrible ear ring and prince alberts are left in the locker.
  5. We should ship them all to Nauru or Manus for processing Maple. Dangerous ideas.
  6. Just an observation, Saty has trimmed his beard. Milkshake still looks daft even in red and blue.
  7. I've recently had to go with the greasy comb-over. The wind plays havoc with my "hairs". They are long enough now for an" Ad-exec from the 80s "ponytail. I though Jetta looked like a man but not very old.So finally looks like he doesn't need ID to buy a beer-which some might say means he if finished. When people say jetta looks old I feel extremely old given that i am always older than Neville, I think wigs will make a comeback .
  8. Teams are drawing tackles as in RugbyLeague more than ever. Getting two hands ffree and having runners each side helps but Footscray and Hawthorn as well as Sydney are allowed to just throw it or drop it into a team mates lap as they run past the tackle.
  9. The latest on BBos dangerous mongrel is that I am lobbying Romsey councill to have it labotomised. After I explained to them what that meant they could see no reason why not. Either that or we get them both microchipped, saving the parole board the trouble of applying ankle bracelets.
  10. At least we helped him and Stefan further their prospects in the law. Lets hope he grabs his legal career with both hands.
  11. Big competition for half back spots. Lets hope the Prince reeks vengeance on those who ever doubted his royal supremacy. And then they will truly know ,whatever and such ,that he is the true heir etc.
  12. I'm sure he is a complete pervert,a hopeless cook, a liar ,a braggart and scoundrel. I wonder if he looks like you also?
  13. No it was PC. You could smoke a cigar ,in the hospitals, straight after a baby was born ,whilst the mother and child were still trying to draw breath. You could shag the secretary ,then sack her if she was annoying you . You could use racist terms towards shovels. Peoples sexual inclinations could be made into an intriguing group joke. But I think the fact that we relied on the Amateur system of loyalty whilst other clubs were paying players ruined the club more than these things.
  14. As usual certain nefarious elements like to mock a man when he is absent for rehabilitation . I have used my time in the naughty corner to learn another chord which I will be melding in to my repotoire. Kim Bai yah thankfully requires only 1 chord. I have learnt through medititation, moderator , mediation and medication that childish taunts can not upset me. I am mildly upset that nobody expressed anywhere near enough grief at my enforced absence although the various mental ailments most of you carry must make it difficult to have any regard for anyone but yourselves.
  15. The good people of Ballarat deserve more. Both of them!
  16. Bitters still looks obese in a Victorian corset.
  17. I don't think anyone will try to stop you.
  18. I think we have to ban Jon Ralph from using Demonland as an authentic source of information.
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