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Ok-a cross between Gilbert and George, the Sullivans and "on the buses"

Big ups to Celine.

You and OD I see as Gilbert and George.

You that mock my artistic prowess may cop a spray from above also. In the way that nobody understood Van Gogh or the early intentions of Picasso,you and all that pass under the Gat will feel my Pollock/Arkly inspired new Gat period. They shall not gentrify the Gat.Never.

I'm planning on painting him in Brown from the penthouse. Jackson Pollock style.

They haven't seen anyone do their block like I can. Dee Jollys hissy fits will be nothing compared to mine .

Eventually they will be known as The Reserves. Port Melbourne and Melbourne football clubs are unlikely to ever share resources as you say. Port is a very proud group of waterfront thugs ,criminals,drunks,thieves and drug runners who don't need decent folk coming in and ruining the culture.

One never knows. Jesse has a stuttering approach. I'm sure you have a more natural action. Mrs Leg probably discounts the likelihood as much as you do but I rate you over Jesse if it were in an impoverished Asian country where nobody cares about AFL. In Melbourne or Perth you're a zillion to one shot.

Room Service. From Di Stasios

That's what it's all about.

I read with confusion the article explaining the backstory of why Brayshaw " didn't really" want the Footy show gig. On the one hand he wanted more time with his 4 sons. On the other hand he wanted to do the live calls as well. He also wants to go home to see mum and Dad He wants time with the hot new babe . He wanted half a mill on top of that. But really its more to do with his estranged family than the cash. What nine really wanted was another lap dog like Eddy but James seemed to be all about James as he always is. Also, when James threw Eddy under the bus after Carogate he stamped his papers . One more [censored] gone.

Late Feb?

We've been arguing over trifles for some time.

Worcestershire and HP are sauces usually preferred by ten pound poms. If we're going to do this properly we need some beetroot chutney and some olives stuffed with goats cheese. I'm thinking a Semillon or Pinot Gris might be ideal. No pork pies please Saty.

VFF . I laugh with the thought of Jesse Hogan skateboarding to training holding the back of a tram while Clarrie cuts through to undertake him on the inside just as Jeff Garlett is about to get off the tramfor the GF training session.

Saved a fortune in legals.

Stick it then. This is the MFC . Not some dirty suburban cultural wasteland. If we don't have 7 different types of organic sausage I'm going to my own sausage party. I expect a rocket and Parmesan salad with a balsamic vinaigrette at the very least as a side. This is Gosches paddock after all, not the Burmese railway .

They accent made me think he was from Adelaide.. Apologies mono. My mistake. Lets hope we have three tough guys from the Brighton area. They are certainly 3 of our current best I'd say, .

Sir Robert Helpmann could outflounce the pair of them.

That''s a bit of a myth. tack.

He was more useful than Alexander Downers family who have been parasites on the public purse for generations. He was more macho than Chris Pyne. He was what I call "Adelaide tough".

At least you were sporting enough to educate your social inferiors on evading conflict RTG. Most of those 16 year olds got their cars the honest way - with the baby bonus. I believe the sporting cultural i landscape is so strong in the area that they refuse all suits but the track suit!!

They should've seen us in 2013.

He will be welcomed back into polite Adelaide society. Sadly for him.

A salutary lesson in Newtonian physics for Col. His poor mother must be beside herself.