Queanbeyan Demon

Going into stand up comedy I see barneymfc.

Dateline – 3 October 2015. Melbourne has completed the greatest turn around in sporting history today by winning the 2015 AFL grand final. Shaking off a horrendous start to the season, winning just four from their first twelve games, Melbourne has won 15 games in a row to highjack the premiership from the highly fancied Sydney Swans outfit. It’s the first time a club has won the flag from eighth position and it’s only the second time a premiership has been won by a club not finishing in the top four. Coach Paul Roos, said it was the highlight of his footy career. “Seeing maligned players like Wattsy, the Toump and Jordie clean up Sydney was personally very rewarding for me. I was pretty sure they could all play, but who would have thought Jackie W would win the Norm Smith Medal?” Watts played the best game of his chequered career – his tackle on Adam Goodes in the defensive 50 followed by an eight bounce run down the wing and threading a goal from the hotdog stand was a highlight for the ages. Phil Manassa tweeted that although it took 40 years, he was wrapped that someone has finally provided a better running goal in a granny. Watt’s goal confirmed his status as a superstar, following his runner-up effort in this years Brownlow medal. Fresh from his 59 possession best afield performance, Captain Nathan Jones said it was the best day of his life. He said, “Roosy is the best, I didn’t know a coach was suppose to teach us how to play until he came to Melbourne”. Asked what 2016 held for the team, he said that Hogan, Brayshaw, Vanda and Stretcha were first year players who would improve and Petracca was yet to play senior footy and would further advance the team. Bernie Vince thanked Col Sylvia for being a dud and said he was wrapped to collect 200-fantasy points in the second half to drive Melbourne to victory. “When Col went to Freeo and I was traded to Melbourne, I thought my career was shot. But know I’ve got a premiership medallion to add to the Brownlow I won on Monday – I’m so thrilled”. Former coach, Neale Daniher, made it to the ground despite his poor health had a tear in his eye. “I’ve always been a Melbourne man and sorry I couldn’t bag the flag in 2000. It’s been a long journey since then, I just love the boys and am so proud of their achievement. I spent ten years here and still call Jolimont Terrace my home”. Defeated coach John Longmire said he was bitterly disappointed to loose a second grand final in two years. “It’s just not fair. We receive more draft concessions, more salary cap money, more free kicks and we have the best stagers in the comp and we still get beaten. We’ll be requesting a meeting with the AFL on Monday to seek some sort of compensation for next year”. Jesse Hogan sported one of the biggest grins on the ground immediately after the game. He said he didn’t have the best day but was happy for the Demons to “get the chocolates”. “I know I’ve won the Coleman and all that, but I thought nine straight goals was an average return given we had 230 inside 50’s”. He said kicking his 100th goal for the season during the game was a very minor milestone compared to winning a granny by 15 goals. Roos left supporters, the media and the footy public in no doubt about his short-term and long-term plans. “I’m boarding a plane tomorrow to attend a meditation retreat in Bhutan. But when I get back, we’ll begin planning for 2016 and ensure Melbourne win their first September premiership since 1964”.

I'm bipolar and I think the comment is very humorous. Loosen up gang.

I still love ya Mr Fense.

Ho All, Frank Sinatra said Norwegian Wood was the best love song ever written without the word 'love' in it. This is the best article written about Travis Cloke without the words 'Travis Cloke' it in. And it true Richie Benaud style, it's more notable for what is not said than for what is said. QD. http://www.theage.com.au/afl/afl-news/which-young-forward-delivered-the-sledge-of-the-afl-season-so-far-20150528-ghbobv.html

Only a game and a bit of % out of the 8.

I also noted that comment from Matthews. He says some stupid things.

I suppose he's a hero today.

Like having Watts, Brayshaw, Newton and Vanda out there. Cringe when Grimes, Lumumba and bail have the ball.

phukking grimes

Only joking with you - having a go at myself . . .

always liked pedo

told ya he could play!

they are shithpuse and we are worser

Roos going off his brain - unisual

Couldnt agre more. Looks like VFA 1970s

I'm amazed that any Melbourne supporter could have the slightest bit of sympathy for Carlton. They snatched Barras and Wellsy and spent 40 years buying premierships by raping poor clubs (us, St. Kilda) and putting thugs onto the field (Rys-Jones, Williams, Fitzpatrick, Walls, Big Nic, Vin Waite, Buckley, I could go on . . . ). They are arrogant and delusional (1990's attempting to buy Norff, 2012 - "they know we're coming") egomaniacs (Harris and Elliot) and proven draft and salary caps cheats. As far as I'm concerned they can rot on the bottom of the ladder for ever more.

1. Who will coach Carlton next week? 2. Who will coach Carlton in July 2015? 3. Who will coach Carlton in 2016? QD

At least one of the catholic brothers has done time at HM pleasure.

what about the Catholic schools in Malvern?

Jon Anderson reckons he might find a home at Freeo next year.

at least one person on this site is talking sense.

Do you get a regular check-up?

I love what we did you Thugthorn in the 80's. And I think we are not without a chance of doing it again in 2015.

Fair point.