Queanbeyan Demon

Can the Lions beat the Cats?

On the bright side, he didn't get sucked in by Duckwood dropping his knees.

He’ll only be an assistant for 12 rounds.

Genuinely surprised by the overwhelming positive response to this news.

Had he been drafted by us, he would have played like a pick 57.

How many did we win with Flower in the team?

Could someone please describe our game for me please?

This is the most concerning observation of all.

WTF is this post doing on 'Land?

What's he on?

This is truly a brilliant idea.

Most things look good in iso.

Because the Deez have an impeccable history at drafting top five picks.

Sorry . . . what exactly is the evidence for that?

Norff is run by morons.

We need to be thinking in terms of the futures market. For clubs that think they are close to a premiership with a ruck weakness, Pruess is a late first rounder. Take that to Norff and get Brown.

Has been thus for decades . . . but good call EH. I used to play footy when we turned up to training and did circle work and on Saturdays were told to "go straight down the guts". Now players turn up to training and train straight line and go out and play circle work. Bizarre.

All angst addressed in 10 words.

All Dinosaurs Say Gronk The Apatasaurus says Gronk. The Tyrannosaurus says Gronk. The Red-Rimmed Ecclesiasaurus says Gronk. The Right-Winged Perturbasaur says Gronk. The Diogenes Lantern Fossil says Gronk. The Grated Pterodactyl says Gronk. The Lichtenstein Lizard-Bird says Gronk. The Augmented alligatosaur says Gronk. The Brown-Bellied Brontosaur says Gronk. All dinosaurs say Gronk.

Four more years, four more years, four more . . . .

"I'd like to apologise to my family, team-mates, the AFL, the umpires, Toyota, Channel 7, Fox and 3AW. In particular, I'm sorry to all the kids out there who expect better from salad dodgers like me. I'm not proud of what happened and I regret my decisions. I'm just so sorry it wasn't all over Eddie McGuire."

Done :-)

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Here are two possibilities . . . Christian (ironic name in these circumstances) might be enjoying it (he had a good last quarter), and Maybe they are in a sexual relationship and doing what many supposedly 'normal' couples do who love each other. And with respect to them not paying complete attention to the coach, there are at least two further possibilities: Maybe they can do two things at once, and I stopped listening to Goodwin 12 months ago . . . imagine what the poor players are going through? Mitch Brown can't even keep a straight face listening to him. Anyway, as the old joke goes about two astrophysicists discussing black holes . . . one tells the other: "We need to understand the gravity of this matter".