Jaded No More

Spot on. We are running a business, not a friggin kindergarten. We shouldn't be expected to baby our players.

Every single person involved in this incident, male, female or other, is a moron. Case closed.

Quoted for LOLs and as a warning to sufferers of MFCSS worldwide. We ARE all going to die!

That's life. There are always teething problems with new product runs, and we are still able to sell the faulty jumpers and make a profit. We would have got those at a highly discounted price from NB, so our profit margin shouldn't be affected. It's just bad timing with Chinese New Year. Otherwise we wouldn't have to wait so long for the next batch.

Oh dear god. I feel very sorry for any potential partner of yours.

Our list's development concerns me a bit, are we a chance to win a premiership? /MFCSS

From a marketing perspective they are fantastic. They weren't designed to scare or amuse moronic adults. The 3 demons appealing to each age group is very clever. The little demon in particular. Young kids aren't going to be attracted to a scary monster over a tiger for example. These mascots are not supposed to strike fear into our opposition, that's the team's job.

What's your problem now? B) (using this one because I know it's your favourite)

J Grimes. A good, clean cut, amazing footballer who will probably captain the club one day. The sort of player you want your kid to grow up appreciating, so he understands what it takes to be a gun footballer and the sorts of players that make a team great.

www.tomscullyparanoia.com.au

Now I'm thirsty.

I'm sensing some jealousy. I suppose it must be hard not being significant enough to make a top 15 list. No matter how bad that list may be

Perhaps. Whoever gets it though, it needs to be somebody pretty damn special. No more crap ruckmen please!

I LOLed! I remember back in the good old days, there were literally 15 posters on this site, they were all old and knowledgeable and I was a pleb. Quality must have significantly decreased since then because I don't think I could make the top 15 idiot list on this site anymore.

LJ

Perfectly summed up B)

Finally I can criticize him without feeling guilty. And now that he plays for the scum from Hawthorn, it'll all just roll off the tongue so naturally B)

For all intents and purposes, he was pick 164 or something like that. We honestly have nothing to lose. If the decision came down to him and PJ, than please give me someone who has proven in the past he can be a premiership ruckman.

Very very glad we steered clear.

I think I was 17? Definitely still in high school. God time flies when you're wasting it on Demonland

Absolutely brilliant. The first away strip that doesn't make me want to projectile vomit, and which successfully keeps the integrity of our actual jumper. Fantastic amount of detail, but still very simplistic and powerful. Great to see we finally managed to get the colours right as well. Must have to do with the increased absorbency of the new fabrics that NB are using. Good stuff. I love this club even more now!

And some terrible avatars

Hey, you brought up Mofos and then someone else said "not his own". I went with it Poor Jack, two minutes into his Melbourne career and he's already getting his threads derailed on Demonland. Welcome son, welcome!

Why are we talking about incest on this lovely thread? Way to ruin something innocent and beautiful with your filth!