Jaded No More

Embarrassing. We look second rate through the middle and up forward. Our backline is the only reason we are still in this.

Our inability to win clearances is a disgrace today.

We can’t buy a [censored] goal and they kick them from nothing. Viney has to get some touch in the VFL. He is not with it.

Viney isn’t ready. He is a liability out there.

They clearly want a tall in the goal square because they’re playing Gawn and Jackson in the square. But neither are forwards.

My kingdom for a contested marking forward. I guess I’ll just go watch Casey play ?

I would applaud anyone who takes out that [censored] stain of a human Mumford.

Disgusting game. We are playing like a bottom team. We just do not want this. Lazy insipid performance and not one player forward of the Centre who can take a contested mark.

WIN A [censored] CLEARANCE!!!!

Hibbo on Greene is not a match up I want to see anymore.

If we can win a clearance I will calm down. 4 goals down against GWS at the MCG. Pathetic.

We are not interested in winning. Letting golden opportunities slip is our speciality.

WAKE THE [censored] UP

Name a more unlikable human than Toby “short man syndrome” Greene

I dunno what’s performing more poorly, the umpires or our forwardline

Great start ?

GWS with no banner. Banned from coming across the border?

Not confident. Very cold. Typical day as a Melbourne supporter and resident.

Any idea what time the game will start? Assume 7:50 Melbourne time with 30 minute time difference? Edit: club just confirmed it. 7:40 start time.

It’s why he gets 40 every week. Opposition coaches don’t give a crap about his possessions.

If Essendon had just one quality player taller than 5” that might help

Cameron out with the hammy. Helps Essendon. He’s kept them in it.

There is a special place in hell reserved for Geelong. It’s called cheating duckers avenue.

Essendon’s crap backline is really hurting them.

Umps loving Geelong. Essendon fans booing themselves to death at home.