Jaded No More

They’re allowed to get takeaway only, like they would if they were in Victoria. Same with they can go to the beach for exercise but they can’t lie around and tan. Bennell presumably left the hub to go somewhere to drink. If he left to buy booze and return I doubt this would be an issue (aside from the drinking in season etc). But I assume he went somewhere to drink where there were other patrons which is not allowed.

I wasn’t suggesting as such. In my opinion Goodwin failed this year and I don’t think he can take us any further. But had the Dogs lost he lives to fight another day. If we had a good showing in week one of the finals it may have turned this season from a waste to a step forward.

No because we are yet again not playing finals under him. In a season where we had virtually no real injury issues bar Gawn missing a few weeks.

Their last flag was won on pure utter luck. This could be round 2. Dream run from the AFL and the umpires.

[censored] HUNTER. GET [censored]. I’m out. 2020 can eat a bag.

Any risk Hogan takes a contested [censored] mark?

I mean how can you tackle him not high? He’s the size of a soft [censored].

This game is about as enjoyable as a colonoscopy

Not good enough to rely on. Umpires [censored] love the Dogs. What a joke.

My kingdom for Walters ?

I know. I was hoping to watch a movie by now, knowing this season is done. Instead I need to waste another 30 minutes watching this [censored].

Their backline is commendable. Everything else is hot garbage. I swear they remind me so much of Melbourne.

Toby Greene says hi. Small man syndrome.

This disgusting mullet is offensive to my eyeballs.

FFS Hogan. Soft as butter. [censored] HUNTER. Someone smash that tiny man.

Naughton out. Man down. Come on Failmantle!

Yeah sounds like he started drinking in the hub. Ran out of booze, so went drinking outside the hub. A bad look all around.

His set shot routine is a [censored] nightmare. A Covid patient on a vantilator would have a better chance kicking a goal than this moron.

They won’t go far in finals. I hope Pies beat Port and they end up in Perth.

In: Dogs Out: Dees

Hopefully it’s something like “[censored] if only we learnt to win games we should instead of falling apart like a cheap suit under pressure”.

The Dogs have had a dream run this season. To finish 7th is not that much of an achievement given their ridiculously soft travel schedule.

No chance the Dockers win this unless some freak storm hits Cairns. They can’t win it unless it’s a massive scrap. Dogs are so much more skilled.

Their skills > Our skills ?‍♀️

Spot the difference