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Very Jaded

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Everything posted by Very Jaded

  1. Nightmare result. We have shat ourselves. And let’s remind ourselves they have been a man down on rotations for a half. In these conditions. Yet we are out.
  2. Absolute comedy of errors from our players.
  3. Frost. Jesus. Stop. Kicking. Risky. Kicks. You. Are. A. [censored]. Kick. FML!
  4. [censored] me if this potato wins them the game I will lose my mind. You needed to get him to ground Oscar!!!
  5. The standard of umpiring this year across the league has been appalling.
  6. [censored] mark to Fritsch! Jesus!
  7. Need to compose ourselves and get the win. They are a man down so we must capitalize.
  8. [censored] right off umpire. What an absolute bunch of wankers.
  9. Need Gawn back in the middle. He rests and we struggle to get clearances.
  10. How’s the push on Weideman?! Not paid of course. Disgrace.
  11. Lol at that Hannan kick. Bit rusty mate. Nice touch of Jonesy signaling the armband then.
  12. He is the biggest potato going around. Looks like Jenkins but plays like Jane if Jane had one leg. Because Jane is no potato!
  13. Oscar you need to face the ball my friend. I really can’t stress this enough.
  14. TMac down back. Had to happen. Backline was some sort of stick taped mess of NQRs. At least TMac is a big body with some defensive experience.
  15. Harmes on Walker. Inspirational move. God I hate Walker. Such a [censored].
  16. Smith is sore. Has he ever played a full AFL game without being injured?
  17. Gawn to Melbourne is the equivalent of a 10 dating a 2 because she’s “nice”
  18. We are totally [censored] if we keep letting Adelaide get the ball inside 50 because our backline is trash today.
  19. How many years has Garlett not been able to kick set shots?! I feel he’s had 92460 years playing AFL.
  20. We have no backline. Who replaces Fritsch down back? They got Stretch in there too now. Desperate times.
  21. I heard that and Dad and I nearly choked on our tea. You can’t be underrated if you just aren’t rated.

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