Jaded No More

Well done Brown. Shame our only goal kicker is about to get suspended tho.

Why wouldn’t you? It’s a great upset.

Game over. Not one Melbourne player is tackling with any intent today. Can’t win a ground ball. Cunnington is killing us. Embarrassing stuff.

Ed Langdon the only player who can feel proud of his efforts. The rest are embarrassing in their lack of effort. Why can’t Melbourne supporters ever just enjoy anything? Why must we constantly live in fear knowing we are about to drop our bundle?

Why would you replace Viney when a soft outside player who can’t kick? Why not keep Gus and Ed on the wings and bring in Sparrow or Hunt as a direct replacement? Utter arrogance. Brown will take a while to warm up. He looks totally out of touch and misjudging the ball.

Hahahaha all you fools who thought this was going to be a smashing. Hahahaha you have learnt nothing from this joke of a club.

[censored] this. What a joke. We are Norf’s bunnies

Great now Fritta will get suspended

Omg Baker is horrible.

What is wrong with this club? Why can’t we ever just be a good consistent side?

They’re killing us. I’m so embarrassed watching this

Thank god for Ed

May having a stinker

And they can’t miss either. I swear we will lose this. Gawn having an embarrassingly poor game.

Everyone keeps saying “once we get going”. When is that going to happen? Because they’re 2 goals up and we are still asleep.

Gawn has got to get his [censored] together. You’re the captain. Stand up.

Melksham tagging Zeibel? If so, he’s doing a terrible job.

Watching Tomlinson is breaking my heart. It’s just so so awful.

Doubling us in uncontested possessions. Absolutely inexcusable. Total lazy rubbish. Too many players ball watching. Fritta our only winner. Gawn and Oliver properly drinking it up.

This is PATHETIC. And not unexpected.

From all the players in the VFL I don’t know why Baker was the one they chose to play. He’s very average

Time for our captain to stand up

Wheels are starting to fall off

Midfield is a disgrace

We are so loose it’s embarrassing. We are playing like rubbish. Super lazy.