Moonshadow

What time is lights-out in the Romsey Cookoo's Nest?

You should do recovery sessions with the players dc. That'd help you recharge. Get into the chilly waters of the bay at 5.30am, ice baths, vigorous rub downs by skilled blokes, peptides......

Lots of words, little meaning. Btw, what are you doing up at this hour? Did you forget to change your clocks for DLS? Waiting for the missus to show you how?

I think you'll lose BBO with the word 'modern'....

You are on a roll Toady! Keep em coming. You've got him rattled! Btw, BBO won't know what an app is. You may need to explain.

Yeah, because you are a pain in the neck!

Don't worry Toady. We all know that BBOs real name is Rain Man. He's just trying to deflect attention away from your masterful pic find which sums his lack of social skills to an absolute T.

That's very good Toady. Funny, and god knows BBO needs to read that.

Was joking man. I knew I should've put an emoticon in there...

You and dc should get a room then.

WTF are you on about bj? That's disgusting. Seriously. We're talking about great local produce and you have to drop that on the thread. Get a grip man.

Stop it Biff! You'll have BBO drooling for some of Jizza's finest.

It's not off. It's just a mature blue.

Wouldn't you prefer a mouthful of Jizza's cheese?

Reckon it might be a stinky blue variety.

Taking pictures of Petracca's backside would be very creepy indeed deeko. Unless of course, he goes to the Saints, where nude selfies are club policy.

Scoffing bulk lasagne and using vigorous hand gesticulations (yes, that was the word I intended) to communicate?

Surprised that one got through the censors bitty.

Is sveldt a Swedish cousin of yours BBO?

You're back? That's a quicker dinner than my kelpie can eat. He's probably neater too.

She'll need to drink a sht load of Barossa red to kill the germs from your filthy hands mate.

I bet she's freekan out at the thought of eating something you cooked.

Better than waking up with a hangover next to a badly wrapped kebab Biff...

You must eat kilos of tomatoes and cheese every morning then...

Biff also found a lovely fox last night. He hasn't been sighted since.