Moonshadow

Fixed for you DE.

If you see a guy in Nairobi wearing camouflage, make sure to bump into him so he knows it works.

I'll stick to chicken. The others sound foul.

4 out of 5 men admit to masturbating at least 3 times per week. The other guy is a liar.

How do I stop the blindness?

Stocking up on midfielders! Now I've heard it all. What a wonderful abundance we have. Why bother with any more... Lol! Name more than one A grader? Maybe, just maybe Nate Jones. And then......... zilch. If we don't take one or both of Petracca and Brayshaw then god help us.

Who'd have thought that Toady would have outsmarted bbo! Last night it was Klink, tonight the slimy amphibian. Now I've seen it all.

Just You and Mrs Palmer then?

Klink has out-bbo'ed bbo!

As if your red, bulbous nose needs any more red wine. Drink it up Klink and let bbo know how good each glass is.

Don't you supply beam n coke to your class?

What? And put your goon bag back in the pantry Bitty! Don't do it Klink. Wasted on him.

Or did she get the nasty rash form Biff?

Brings a whole new meaning to the term 'pushing up daisies'.

Rookie?

One toilet for each rrrse cheek?

Says the man with 9 toilets...

Can't be certain Earl, but general consensus is that he's departed this (demon)land. I think BBO is trying to be the new 'land spiritual leader, pathetically I might add.

You'd better do something about the hair and make up then Uncle Mahatma. This is where we need Lordweaver (RIP) to step in and snap you out of this funk.

I take it by the Georgia serif font that you copied and pasted that comment from your local feminist branch of the Romsey CWA?

And Stretch would not go at 40. Not forgetting we got a bargain recently with young Viney either.

I fear that image will bring up some embarrassing and compromising memories from BBOs youth. Too close for comfort.

Be affraid. Be very affraid...

Nah, older than Brut 33, even older than Blue Stratus.

Thank god her dementia kicked in early then.