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Of course, I meant for a reasonable (read: rip off) fee dc

Good point Farty. They are the leeches of the AFL.

I'd perhaps add 'playing alongside his closest mates' as another reason. Money and winning flags with your mates is what they all want.

Pineapple, you should befriend dc. He has a blue rinse PhD. And he's got a good record at the 19th hole.

"Young" is a comparative term dc. Can be used in many different contexts

I guess there's no sick leave in the blue rinse gigalo industry dc

C'mon now dc. Don't play the innocent wallflower on here. Or have you been in fine health all your working life?

Do the toads have flatulnce up that way Uncle Mango?

Compared with our resident SJW I'm a little ray of sunshine Mr Tropical Bitters

Not when Dr Howlong gives you the term off dc. Amazing what happens when you've got 4 years of sick leave accumulated and you're approaching retirement

Wasn't you I was referring to Sir Hood, but I get your point

Except punctuation where there should be none and vice versa.

Balance of uppers and downers might need some adjustment dc

BBO will tweet you the extended version of that fine writing good doctor. If he can fill up enough characters, that is.

Storm the BBO Bastile dc?

Hard to believe Beardo isn't it. How a man(?) of BBOs intelligence would ignore the wise counsel of his grass fed flock is anyone's guess.

I rest my case, Your Honour.

Who said I googled it Ethan? I might just be Wanksy himself. (I'm perfectly aware that last sentence will leave me wide open to a multitude of sordid and highly childish responses, mostly from dc and BBO)

Don't go back to your incessant picture posting Toady. Please.

Now Roughy is out of the Hawks side until mid season due to PCL reco. Still, they have fantastic depth and will look at his return as a boost towards their 2016 finals campaign.

If any of the banned 34 receive payment from any AFL body or club in 2016, they'd better consult WADA first, because from what I understand they cannot. A breach of the terms of the suspension will have massive ramifications for the player, club and wider AFL. IIRC, nor can the banned 34 accept an award/prize/trophy for the period in question where the drugs were administered. Time to hand back Charlie to the AFL Jobe.

Wouldn't you require your moral compass to find your astrological way and to assist in alchemy Dr?

Just read this fascinating article. What a wonderful idea. Shows imagination and a 'can do' attitude. No doubt that it will offend those on here who's moral compass is unflinching, so I sincerely apologise in advance. http://www.telegraph.co.uk/men/the-filter/11570595/Meet-the-man-using-penises-to-fill-potholes.html

Welcome back to the banana thread stuie! Knew it wouldn't be long before you rejoined the fold once again. All is forgiven Sunshine.