Moonshadow

To hang next to his whistle blower appreciation certificates

Were you listening to Comedy Hour on sen?

You are both wrong. BBO was spit roasting one of the lads yesterday and things got out of control. In his drunken Shiraz stupor he forgot to slaughter the poor beast before shoving the rotisserie up its clacker and throwing it on the roaring fire. Of course, the beast panicked and ran off into the local forest with its coat ablaze. The rest, as they say, is history.

If we keep 6, our priority is mids, mids and more mids. Trade for KPFS in the future as they generally take longer, Hogan excepted

Make sure you pack protection

There's still time, but it needs to happen.

I believe Jack Watts did not pole a vote and NicNat got a few. Oops.... can of worms about to open...

Lol! A Melbourne fan claiming that 2 wins in a finals series from 8th place doesn't mean much! Now I've heard it all.

My mistake dc

Next to you anyone on here is an Einstein

Cracker of a gf too. Think she is some sort of Sth American model.

Pretty much.

Apparently it was his wise views on Stuie's wife that got him the month ban Red.

And I'm pretty sure you simply made that up.

Thanks Red. Would've thought that Watts could generate more than $450k. Still a lot of money, Monopoly money really.

I thought the Swans couldn't trade in a player above the average AFL wage? Watts would be above this surely*. Or am I misunderstanding the draft/trade restrictions Gil put on the Swans? Can someone clarify what the story is here? *queue posters saying he doesn't deserve it, blah, blah.

Not sure any manager worth their keep would agree to a contract clause relating to any non payment or penalising a player for the outcome of the WADA investigation

Really? FFS ethan no one is interested.

Ban top 4 teams from trades above AFL average player salary. Also, no access to FAs. Something needs to be done to stop top clubs collecting the cream from struggling clubs

Please get drunk and post more often Gen Dee!

Collingwood so far are the winner out of that 3 way deal.

Ladies and Gents, I had a quick catch up with Uncle Bitter this afternoon at his Romsey mansion. Actually, his dwelling covers half of the Romsay postcode, such is his... er, it's girth. I was near Hanging Rock at the time and I heard the sirens calling: "Miranda...Miranda!"...... Little did I know it was Uncle Bitter's missus calling out my username. Can hardly blame her. As I arrived he offered the obligatory beer. I expected VB or maybe a crownie, but no, he put forward a Corona and asked me "lemon or lime wedge?" Sacrilege! As the local country GF was being played, BBO was chewing on Coronas as if they were lolly water. Well, actually, they are. Anywhoo.... He looked refreshed and is looking forward to returning to our noble surrounds. Stuie beware.

Probably BF or FB

And right on queue, here is the delicate petal himself. Interesting for a guy quick to tell others not to bother reading posts they don't like.