Bitter but optimistic

I stand corrected. Apologies C and B.

I think you had better brush up on your maths C and B. I think your 50% should be more like 25-30%.

Hole in one TT! You cannot make strawberry jam out of pigshite.

Decent hired help is impossible to find.

Don't think so. Llamas are big effers. I haven't got enough friends to eat one.

It's safer than kicking the Alpaca - I can tell you that!

I'm not certain about the vernacular of the internet but I think it caused me to have a ROFL.

I prefer OD's take on that.

Dermie's not the sharpest knive in the drawer but he does gain some credibility based on his record and experience. Now if you want to talk about a [censored] who is totally lacking any credibility at all put Mark Robinson at the top of your list. He is the flogger's [censored].

You Burwood types are very understanding. I sometimes think I am "fondness-challenged" DC and only my Alpacas truly value me.

How could we have overlooked that prize imbecile Mark Robinson? Or, is it simply that he such a DH that he is not worth wasting a vote on?

Our new forward set up could be of great benefit for Howe. With the main defenders looking elsewhere I think he can do some serious damage.

I will be! However, if the game started much earlier than this it would interfere with Sunday Mass and I wouldn't be able to attend.

I would like you guys to recall Davie's first couple of years at senior level. He couldn't wouldn't kick the ball much over 30 metres. He then developed into a player who could kick long, powerfully and accurately to break lines. He then went to shite. However my point is was his kicking improved through coaching, strength or confidence? Can other players be developed equally?

Does your wife read this site Redleg? If so, you are obviously a man who likes to live on the edge.

Gratuitous violence! All Demonlanders should be ashamed.

We'll leave it at that Robbie but I'm claiming the points. I've got "Anna" who is "only 2.8 miles away" wanting to chat.

Actually I have watched him - briefly. His interviews can be OK but his opening humour is too reliant on the obvious. We had a Graham in Australia back in the 60's and 70's who was far more clever and witty and had the ability to entice an audience. BTW I don't recall butchering the apostrophe as you indicate above.

It's a bit rough criticising Biffen's idiotic humour for being idiotic humour. I suppose you're into something more subtle and understated - like Benny Hill and pie throwing.

No need to go that far. I think i'm in the "problem drinker" category - only borderline alcoholic. Besides my Alpacas are already stressed - I don't want to overburden them.

This is good YD. You don't have to have a reason to hate the others. You just do it.

Yeah you could be really lucky and bag a seat next to one those two headed types.

God, what a terrible thought. I imagine it would be like sitting in one of those "dry areas". What type of sicko invented them?

I don't hate Norf any more or less than the others but I cannot stand that snivelling little [censored] Harvey.

Viney/Toumpas are too young to be true Mongrels. Our only true Mongrel is Clarke. He goes at the contest with no care for life or limb - his own or anybody elses. Tappy is close but may not be a regular. If a few more followed Clark's lead then you would have opposition teams taking us seriously. He is the type of player that demands attention/caution/the feeling that you might be hurt.