Demonstone

You still here? You promised us you'd stop posting if Oliver was traded. Are you not a man of your word?

You should be safe, then. Hippos are notoriously slow and clumsy with both pistols and swords.

And does it have a Grlj?

Wayne "Moose" Henwood played the one game for us in 1992 ... and managed to get reported!

So that's Checkers and Chesser moving and we haven't even got to the Drafts yet.

Get the 'ell out and you're left with Moe. Make of that what you will.

Left Geelong at the end of 2007 to play for St Kilda.

Nup, missed each other by six years.

Landing the gig as coach of West Adelaide is a family reason? Gotta wonder why the AFL/MFC would choose to spin it like this.

Apparently this was only the beginning of what turned out to be a very BIG night indeed, judging by this smuggled photo which shows @Ghostwriter leaving the function in her usual dignified manner.

Now that's a salacious rumour. What's going on down there at Arden Street?

Furphy. In his eight seasons at Collingwood, he averaged 20 games per year.

A Jack Steal, you mean?

He might attract a personal sponsorship from Grlj'd.

Well, if nobody else will do it ...

Oh yeah? I have it on good authority that he wants to play for Waverley next year. Watch this space. Or not.

Seriously @spirit of norm smith , who cares? I don't take any notice of anything he says and I don't know why you do. But speaking of the Titanic, was the sinking a miracle for the the lobsters in the holding tanks in the galley?

Remember all the Collingwood fans whinging that little Nick Daicos didn't win the Brownlow? Guess what ... he wasn't even good enough to win their Best & Fairest.

Why do you do it to yourself, @spirit of norm smith ? You must be a glutton for punishment because, knowing in advance what you're going to get, you still choose to listen to these clowns and let them upset you.

Flanders is a flounder and Humphrey's a bear.

The club's bigger than the individual, Bobby.

I feel your pane, @Timothy Reddan-A'Blew .

Many posters seem to assume that we've been defenestrated.

hyperbole /hʌɪˈpəːbəli/ noun exaggerated statements or claims not meant to be taken literally.