Demonstone

With Fullarton an almost certain delist, Derksen would fill the spot of the player whose name is frequently misspelled.

Come on all you critics, Goody deserves an extension. This should do the trick.

We've already spent it on Xavier Lindsay. I'm happy with that deal.

N. Wanganeen-Milera

I'm very disappointed ... ... that I didn't put money on St Kilda at 3/4 time at very juicy odds.

No Butler, no St Kilda.

Yet you're making the decision to listen to her. 😵

You do know it's on FTA on Channel 7 yeah? No Underwood and no Brereton. Alternatively, stop choosing to listen to the commentary and use that mute button instead.

Sheesh, sounds like he was doner for the evening.

Hi Damian! 😃

Sad but true.

Suspended for one match, as predicted. What are you like with tattslotto numbers, @Redleg ?

Come on, now. Hawkins is 38 years old next year and well past AFL footy.

Added to our list as experienced depth, he played five games in his first season with us and none in his second.

Now you're making scents.

Snot very nice to do that just for the porpoise of making perfume.

How do you know we didn't consider them or attempt to get them to the club?

Cynics might point to the likes of Schache, Fullarton, Billings, Henderson et al as evidence to the contrary.

Why do so many posters find us unappealing when it's been officially announced that we are appealing? It's appalling.

The morel of the story is that shiitake happens.

Each and every Essendon fan will tell you that's he's a list clogger of the vanilla variety who has never looked anything other than mediocre despite being drafted in the top ten by the maestro Adrian Dodoro. They'd be rapt if we were foolish enough to take him off their hands.

I'm hearing crickets.

That's some bust, as the bishop said to the actress.

He got sighted all right. We all saw it. The real question is why was nothing done about it.