Demonstone

Is he called 'Shifter' because he's a tool?

Roll up, roll up for another brainteaser, which is dedicated to Alan Jarrott seeing as it's number 47. The usual format applies and the rules are the same as always (ie - all answers in a PM only please). What do the past and present players in today's team have in common? I reckon it's a pretty easy one and, in light of recent developments, considered awarding prizes to the first ten correct entries. However, Demonland has much more integrity than that so it will be the top three only. ================================================================================ B: Keidean Coleman Paul Weston Jared Rivers H/B: Christian Salem Gary Pert Josh Gibson C: Toby Bedford Dane Swan Caleb Windsor H/F: Dean Kent Lance Franklin Jordan Clark F: Zac Bailey Aidan Johnson Robbie Fox R: Rowan Marshall Dustin Martin Luke Parker I/C: Rhys Stanley Bailey Scott Nik Cox Harry Sharp COACH: Adam Simpson

That was my usual reaction to watching us this year.

It's weird seeing "AFL" and "integrity and fairness" in the same sentence without the qualifying "lack of".

Geelong request their home game v Collingwood be played at the MCG every year because of the extra $$$ the massive crowd generates.

Or maybe that's Lego's entry for the Pullet Surprise?

Perhaps it's just a cockup?

I wouldn't be happy either if that was the best moustache I could grow. It's like a cricket match - eleven each side.

Recruited from Narnia?

Why would @Ghostwriter want a dolphin for an avatar? What would be the porpoise?

If you're going to correct somebody ...

Bring back the trumpeter in the velvet jacket.

I think you might be well and truly in the minority on this issue. https://www.abc.net.au/news/2025-11-10/nobody-seems-to-want-an-afl-wildcard-round-so-why-is-it-here/105990976

I was was stuck in a huge traffic jam this afternoon not all that far from AFL House. Nothing was moving. Suddenly, a man knocked on my window. I rolled down the window and asked “What is going on?”. “Anti-State Of Origin activists have kidnapped the entire AFL Commission and they’re asking for a $50 million ransom. Otherwise, they’re going to douse them all in petrol and set them on fire. We’re going from car to car, collecting donations”. “How much is everybody giving, on average?” I asked him. The man replied “Roughly five litres”.

Pre-season at Sydney too, of course. This is how Charlie Curnow's knee looks. It wouldn't fill Swans' fans with a lot of confidence.

You'll be needing the chisel point, then.

We've already got Harry Sharp. How many Sharps do we need? Here are some more potential sharps. They'd go in pretty hard from what I remember.

Tenth does. That's bottom half.

More details about this nonsense have been leaked from AFL House. The finals will henceforth be known as the World Series.

That's easily addressed by eliminating the stupid pre-finals bye. Simples!

That's not how I remember it. You sure you're not just making that up to suit your argument?

It's farcical that a side finishing in the bottom half of the ladder gets to play finals. Did somebody say "tinpot"?

Yeah, nah. If the best you can do is finish tenth, you don't deserve to be playing finals. Come on dollar, come on, come on.