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Then, by definition, he's not the best.

@WERRIDEE won't be happy with you cutting his grass like this.

Who came first in both those categories? There's your best player.

He'd probably get suspended for that these days.

Off to Richmond if my research is any indication.

Somebody mentioned Luke Breust as a potential forwards coach, but he and Taylor Duryea have both joined Richmond as development coaches.

The 2025 Brownlow Medallist posing with his childhood hero. What a smug, vain and arrogant looking piece of work. (Judd, that is)

Reef and Beef?

If we recruit him to play alongside Gawn, Pickett, Langford and Lindsay we'd have guns and Rosas.

For your amusement, I'm pleased to present this technically excellent, seamless, inspired and on point example of photoshopping.

Demonland: "The Brownlow is a farce. The umps don't know what they're doing. That player didn't deserve votes in that game compared to this player." Also Demonland: "Player X didn't score any Brownlow votes. Can't be any good. Trade him!".

Some people need to have somebody to blame for everything and it's convenient to make Tim the sacrificial Lamb.

With Collingwood being eliminated, my Grand Final has already been won and I no longer have any passionate interest. I'm not terribly fussed about the winner but an entertaining, close game would suit. Head says probably Geelong, heart says hopefully Brisbane.

This is an oft-quoted fallacy. Given that other clubs (like us) aren't able to pick up the academy/father-sons stars, they don't really count. Pick 14 still gets you pick 14 of available talent and you would be confident of getting a decent player, supposedly "weak" draft or not.

This year's Premiership posters look good.

Kynan Brown's delisting has freed up the number 41 jumper. Mihocek's game yesterday was his first mission as a Demon sleeper agent. Recruiting blokes called Brody/Brodie from Collingwood is a guaranteed success. All the signs are there, people.

Extra time these days, @rjay . No more drawn/replayed Grand Finals.

Who is responsible?

Did that bloke just do his hammy while tossing the coin?

Always look for the Keith Richards avatar!

You're confusing fitness with injury. You could be the fittest player in the league and still cop a season-ending injury.

... and cart it away on a toe truck?

The Royal Hotel in Punt Road was always a good spot to keep abreast of events across the road at the MCG.

Fitness wasn't his issue in pre-season as he was training the proverbial house down by all accounts. The unfortunate and untimely Achilles injury cost him the whole year. Let's give him a chance to prove himself in 2026.