Demonstone

Cynics might point to the likes of Schache, Fullarton, Billings, Henderson et al as evidence to the contrary.

Why do so many posters find us unappealing when it's been officially announced that we are appealing? It's appalling.

The morel of the story is that shiitake happens.

Each and every Essendon fan will tell you that's he's a list clogger of the vanilla variety who has never looked anything other than mediocre despite being drafted in the top ten by the maestro Adrian Dodoro. They'd be rapt if we were foolish enough to take him off their hands.

I'm hearing crickets.

That's some bust, as the bishop said to the actress.

He got sighted all right. We all saw it. The real question is why was nothing done about it.

It's the next highest in the range (of unhappiness) after this one.

I've belatedly discovered Jake Bugg. This is from his self-titled debut album, released in 2012 when he was just 18.

Nothing wrong with a little head.

Who are you and what have you done with the real @Willmoy1947 ? I can't see a single reference to "maggots" in that post. 😁

Go Brisbane! They're our best chance of denying those 'orrible Magpies a flag this year.

The full Carlton squad for this week's game pictured this morning.

No Sestan again. I thought he was ready to return this week.

Cadman would have to kick all 15 of them. Hoges is out "rested" (code for mercy rule).

One particular Hawthorn player has become so adept at this manoeuvre that he has been selected to represent his country.

Hope we negotiate a trade for Mason Wood?

His kids would only know him as a Melbourne player and that is where their loyalties most likely lie.

Are they being sponsored by Viagra? Choosing the blue pill over the red pill?

Dem's the rules, mate.

Yep, but played fewer than ten games so still eligible for this year. He'd be a worthy runner up to Harvey.

That unpalatable fact has no relevance whatsoever to this discussion.

The same Darcy Wilson that was omitted this week from the mediocre St Kilda side?

A representation of the five levels of Demonland posting. I make no comment as to which posters belong to each category.

Well done to the coach today. A further extension of his contract would be appropriate.