Demonstone

Yep, but played fewer than ten games so still eligible for this year. He'd be a worthy runner up to Harvey.

That unpalatable fact has no relevance whatsoever to this discussion.

The same Darcy Wilson that was omitted this week from the mediocre St Kilda side?

A representation of the five levels of Demonland posting. I make no comment as to which posters belong to each category.

Well done to the coach today. A further extension of his contract would be appropriate.

Check your sums again, grasshopper. If Freo wins, the Bulldogs will be in 9th spot on 40 points.

I remember reading in a footy book that he used to spend his lunch and recess breaks at school squeezing a tennis ball (might have been a squash ball?) in each hand to make his grip stronger. The other kids mocked him for it, but you'd have to say that it had the desired result.

It's been done before.

They've been usurped on Demonland by the happy crappers (posters taking a dump on the club, the coach and the players at every opportunity).

It would be nice to show the man some respect and fix the three (3) misspellings of his surname in the thread title. It's Russell-Clarke.

I did a lap of honour around the lounge room when we won the toss then went to punch the air, but missed.

Nonsense. Windsor, Langford and Lindsay have all had very good first seasons.

High draft pick turns out to be a good player!!!!!! Hold the presses and pass me my hairshirt.

You'll have to forgive old sad sack. Every post is either a lament, a whinge or a criticism.

I don't know why we don't just pick up every player who's changing clubs. All of 'em!

And you keep reading his nonsense. There's your problem.

Michael Walters (Fremantle) has announced his retirement due to a stuffed knee.

I think the AFL should introduce a Final 18. That way, a team could win a big shiny cup in which to keep their wooden spoon.

Can't imagine MM playing for Melbourne. She'll always be a Saint.

He was available to all 18 clubs for years. One club eventually decided to take a punt on him to see if he's up to AFL standard. Still, any excuse to pot MFC, hey?

Lindsay and Langford as co-captains! I doubt anything like that has ever been tried before. What could possibly go wrong?

Happy New Year's Eve to all the accountants out there.

Is his nickname "Bison"?