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Demonstone

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Everything posted by Demonstone

  1. High draft pick turns out to be a good player!!!!!! Hold the presses and pass me my hairshirt.
  2. You'll have to forgive old sad sack. Every post is either a lament, a whinge or a criticism.
  3. I don't know why we don't just pick up every player who's changing clubs. All of 'em!
  4. And you keep reading his nonsense. There's your problem.
  5. Michael Walters (Fremantle) has announced his retirement due to a stuffed knee.
  6. I think the AFL should introduce a Final 18. That way, a team could win a big shiny cup in which to keep their wooden spoon.
  7. Can't imagine MM playing for Melbourne. She'll always be a Saint.
  8. He was available to all 18 clubs for years. One club eventually decided to take a punt on him to see if he's up to AFL standard. Still, any excuse to pot MFC, hey?
  9. Lindsay and Langford as co-captains! I doubt anything like that has ever been tried before. What could possibly go wrong?
  10. Happy New Year's Eve to all the accountants out there.
  11. Is his nickname "Bison"?
  12. Jason Taylor seems to be a visionary when we're going well and somebody to blame when we're not.
  13. There's a new movie coming out that might be of interest to you. 😁
  14. We can always extract the urine.
  15. There was a Michael Evans who played 16 games for us between 2011 and 2014. I believe that his nickname was Pickles. (NFI why) http://demonwiki.org/Michael+Evans
  16. He only played in one flag (in 2015).
  17. The Princes Park paint perpetrator has been identified.
  18. The EU have decreed that you can't say that any more if you're not in France. The proper term now is "sparkling wit".
  19. Our good friends at Lego have added to their AFL range in anticipation of tonight's result.
  20. It'd be funny if we won, wouldn't it?
  21. Luxury. We used to get changed in cardboard box in middle of road.
  22. According to the AFL website, he had ankle pain all season and used the time afforded by his enforced layoff to have the necessary surgery.
  23. Your obsession with and constant potting of the umpires can't be good for your health, brother.

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