Demonstone

It's the next highest in the range (of unhappiness) after this one.

I've belatedly discovered Jake Bugg. This is from his self-titled debut album, released in 2012 when he was just 18.

Nothing wrong with a little head.

Who are you and what have you done with the real @Willmoy1947 ? I can't see a single reference to "maggots" in that post. 😁

Go Brisbane! They're our best chance of denying those 'orrible Magpies a flag this year.

The full Carlton squad for this week's game pictured this morning.

No Sestan again. I thought he was ready to return this week.

Cadman would have to kick all 15 of them. Hoges is out "rested" (code for mercy rule).

One particular Hawthorn player has become so adept at this manoeuvre that he has been selected to represent his country.

Hope we negotiate a trade for Mason Wood?

His kids would only know him as a Melbourne player and that is where their loyalties most likely lie.

Are they being sponsored by Viagra? Choosing the blue pill over the red pill?

Dem's the rules, mate.

Yep, but played fewer than ten games so still eligible for this year. He'd be a worthy runner up to Harvey.

That unpalatable fact has no relevance whatsoever to this discussion.

The same Darcy Wilson that was omitted this week from the mediocre St Kilda side?

A representation of the five levels of Demonland posting. I make no comment as to which posters belong to each category.

Well done to the coach today. A further extension of his contract would be appropriate.

Check your sums again, grasshopper. If Freo wins, the Bulldogs will be in 9th spot on 40 points.

I remember reading in a footy book that he used to spend his lunch and recess breaks at school squeezing a tennis ball (might have been a squash ball?) in each hand to make his grip stronger. The other kids mocked him for it, but you'd have to say that it had the desired result.

It's been done before.

They've been usurped on Demonland by the happy crappers (posters taking a dump on the club, the coach and the players at every opportunity).

It would be nice to show the man some respect and fix the three (3) misspellings of his surname in the thread title. It's Russell-Clarke.

I did a lap of honour around the lounge room when we won the toss then went to punch the air, but missed.

Nonsense. Windsor, Langford and Lindsay have all had very good first seasons.