Everything posted by Demonstone
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Welcome to Demonland: Xavier Taylor
As long as we don't pick up two more. XXXX leaves a nasty taste in the mouth.
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The 2025 AFL Draft Thread
Max Holmes' brother is still there, along with Kickett, Rodriguez and Swadling.
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The 2025 AFL Draft Thread
A tad premature to making that judgement, wouldn't you say? In JT we trust.
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The 2025 AFL Draft Thread
Latrelle!!!!
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The 2025 AFL Draft Thread
And he's a Victorian!
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The 2025 AFL Draft Thread
Taylor and Nairn?
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The 2025 AFL Draft Thread
Richmond have taken Grlj! Excellent.
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The 2025 AFL Draft Thread
No surprises so far. The fun starts now with Richmond's picks.
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The 2025 AFL Draft Thread
- The 2025 AFL Draft Thread
I'm following the draft on the AFL website. I see that Nat Edwards still EMPHASISES every second or THIRD word and bugs her EYES when she is talking to CAMERA.- THE LATE MAIL by The Oracle
Remember when Clarry was young … Remember when they both were?- PRESEASON TRAINING: Wednesday 19th November 2025
You reckon he'd handle the wet conditions? 😁- AFL Draft 2025: Pick 30 (formerly 37)
Krasnadamskis! The perfect number of syllables for fans to yell out, a la "Jesaulenko, you beauty!"- PRESEASON TRAINING: Monday 17th November 2025
"Hey, we all make mistakes" as the Dalek said, climbing off the dustbin.- Welcome to Demonland: Jack Steele
- Welcome to Demonland: MA Services Group
You have now! Maybe that's the whole idea.- PRESEASON TRAINING: Monday 17th November 2025
It wouldn't come as a huge surprise if she is omitted from the team this week.- Latest AFL Innovation
(This article is sourced from 'The Shovel', so there is no doubt as to its integrity.) AFL Introduces New ‘Masked Singer Round’ Saying it was always looking for ways to ‘bring fans closer to the game’, the AFL has confirmed a new ‘Masked Singer Round’ to take place in an added extra week between the Preliminary Finals and Grand Final. CEO Andrew Dillon said the move was developed after months of careful listening to fans who begged the AFL to ‘focus on the fundamentals’. “People have told us they want consistency in umpiring, stable rules, and less Americanisation. So naturally, we’ve introduced a round where your team’s full forward might be dressed as a rabbit singing Ariana Grande” He admitted the AFL had not removed the unpopular ‘stand’ rule. “But you could be seeing Jordan De Goey singing Taylor Swift while dressed as a purple spider, so I think that’s a very good outcome for the fans and the game”. Under the exciting new format, players will not reveal their identities until they kick a goal or are concussed and have to leave the field. Umpires will need to identify each player before awarding a free kick. If they get it wrong, the player will be awarded a 62.5 metre penalty. The game will be played between the 11th and 3rd ranked teams after round 19. The AFL has assured supporters this is not a gimmick and is merely the first step in a broader strategy to modernise the product’s entertainment fundamentals through its identity pathway arc.- William Balme
- PRESEASON TRAINING: Monday 17th November 2025
Speaking of bras, there's a new one on the market called 'The Sheepdog'. It rounds them up and points them in the right direction.- William Balme
- Demonstone's Execrable Exasperating Exacerbating Examination
Did you mean Seaby? If so, they are all Traded Marks/Marcs/Marcuses, each having played for more than one club.- Demonstone's Execrable Exasperating Exacerbating Examination
Not a clue! This was indeed my 47th in this interminable series of brainteasers. Number 48 is in the bank, but all Demon minds now turn firstly to the draft and then onto the victory over North Melbourne next weekend.- Demonstone's Execrable Exasperating Exacerbating Examination
Okay, time to put this one into its pyjamas, read it a story, tuck it into bed and kiss it goodnight. As late entrant @Harvey Wallbanger correctly identified, all the players share their surname with a brand. B: Coleman camping gear Weston biscuits Rivers clothing H/B: Salem cigarettes Pert shampoo Gibson guitars C: Bedford vehicles Swan beers Windsor caravans H/F: Kent cigarettes Franklin caravans Clark rubber F: Bailey ladders Johnson outboard motors Fox clothing R: Marshall amps Martin guitars Parker pens I/C: Stanley tools Scott tissues Cox mowers Sharp electronics COACH: Simpson appliances Now to explain all those clues which weren't the giveaways that they should have been: 1 - Homage to a well-known former Demon: Christian 'The Brand' Petracca. 2 - Bruce Reville -> B. Reville -> Breville: a well known brand. 3 - Through The Looking Glass - A tough one, being an oblique reference to the 70s band Looking Glass whose one bit hit was 'Brandy'. 4 - The puppy is the titular character in the movie 'Napoleon' -> Brandy 5 - Veteran Setter Of Puzzles - VSOP -> Brandy 6 - Photo of a young Russell Brand. 7 - Photo of a young Jo Brand. Special mention to @kurtneverdied who not only made the link, but was also able to find a connection between all 23 names and guitars/amps.- Demonstone's Execrable Exasperating Exacerbating Examination
Could we squeeze in West Coast at the MCG as well? - The 2025 AFL Draft Thread