Demonstone

We were very keen and he was thinking seriously about it as he didn't feel valued at Port. However, all his teammates agreed to show their love for him by wearing a patch bearing his initials on their jumper and he decided to stay.

He could use his Collingwood connections and bring Brayden Maynard across with him.

What about Tesla? Surely their involvement would fire the team up. (Suggested logo illustrated below)

I can envisage Horse fitting right in at Caulfield.

Whatever it takes?

... is a bit slow on the uptake?

That would be more of a glute issue wouldn't it?

No. Clearly, everybody hates us. They're all out to get us. It's not just your imagination at all. No siree! Nothing unhealthy to see here.

Please post your "very long list" of Melbourne haters or PM me if you'd prefer.

I suspect it's nothing more than a matter of perspective and bias. Every club has an element of its supporter base who believe they cop the rough end of the pineapple from the media, the AFL and the umpires. Some people just can't help wallowing in the murky waters of self-pity, conspiracy theories, victim mentality and persecution complex.

Why?

I hope so. Sleeping the whole weekend can really ruin your week. Rip Van Windsor?

I dunno. Suns are very familiar with fire.

I think the boot studder has a lot to answer for. Why has he escaped scrutiny?

Bye, son!

Hmmm. Not really catching on, is it?

My queries have been answered. The players are on the grass.

Are we doing speed training? Practising how to ice a game? Being put to the acid test? Bringing ecstasy to training watchers?

You remember correctly!

Debuted in round one of his first season and played 13 senior games that year.

It's no coincidence that the flags dried up not long after the Salary Cap was introduced and they were no longer able to buy success. May their misery and misfortune endure for at least another thirty years.

Is it an Oldsmobile?

Will you be calling us Caulfield one day?

This is his spirit animal.

From their last eleven matches, Carlton have won two - North Melbourne and West Coast Eagles. At least their fans are taking it well.